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re: People still obsessed with Crossfit need to go away

Posted on 3/9/18 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 2:52 pm to
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Some of you are confusing power lifting and CrossFit.


I posted three gifs.

One was a bunch of women jerkily lifting weights lined up on the side of what looks like a basketball or volleyball court.

One was a guy lifting weights in front of a giant wall with the word "crossfit" written on it.

One was a guy in a Speedo bouncing around on bungee cords.

Only one of those wasn't Crossfit and even then, I'm not convinced bungee cords aren't essential to it.

They're all funny as hell, though.

This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 5:49 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88024 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 2:53 pm to
We do this on purpose to aggravate people like you.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 3:26 pm to
Do you even half-pull-up, bro?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 3:28 pm to
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no one cares.


except the guy writing a story on TD crying about it
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10912 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 3:57 pm to
Heard a comedian once with a good bit about Crossfit:

"Crossfit is like the anti-Fight Club, because the first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The first rule of Crossfit is YOU MUST ALWAYS TALK ABOUT frickING CROSSFIT."
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 4:08 pm to
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I don't get it. Its working out.


I hear you, I work out but its not a major part of my life and its certainly not worthy to be a topic of conversation...i'm really just trying to not become a round piece of shite...not trying to impress anyone at my age.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 4:11 pm
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:27 pm to
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I don't get it. Its working out. no one cares.



Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61594 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:30 pm to
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Eat a hot cinnabon in front of him.

just about everyone in my group at work is pretty into fitness and wellness, but there's a 250 lb land whale and she brings in Cinnabon for breakfast regularly
Posted by LCtiger3
Member since Sep 2017
322 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 8:47 pm to
These people are doing “Olympic lifting”
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4442 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 9:34 pm to
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Well I won a couple thousand over the years and I assure you I'm not suiting up for the tour de France anytime soon or ever.


Yea those guys are insane.

It's sad that the girls won't be on the podium now.

But how do you say you are an amateur and still race for money? just curious?
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 9:55 pm to
Real simple.

People who were not honored or talented in high school.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 12:16 am to
A Vegan, an atheist, an LGBTQ, and a cross-fitter walk into a bar....


Bartender says, "SHUT THE frick UP!!!!"
This post was edited on 3/10/18 at 12:17 am
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