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Pensioner Banned from Every Farm in Britain for Fisting Cow
Posted on 10/20/18 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 10/20/18 at 12:45 pm
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A pensioner from west London has been found guilty of two counts of outraging public decency and banned from every farm in Britain after being caught masturbating with his hand fully inside a cow.
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Farmer Susan Howie told the court that, the first time she saw Curno in her field, he "had his left hand interfering with the cow and his right hand on a part of his lower body [...] he was masturbating – you could see it moving up and down, and his trousers and his boxer shorts were at his ankles".
Posted on 10/20/18 at 12:46 pm to JOJO Hammer
He must be from Florida
Posted on 10/20/18 at 12:50 pm to JOJO Hammer
This find is gold, have an upvote 
Posted on 10/20/18 at 12:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
Talk about beef curtains...
Posted on 10/20/18 at 1:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
*sometimes I share too much even for the OT
This post was edited on 10/20/18 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 10/20/18 at 1:19 pm to JOJO Hammer
This will always be one of my favorite all time thread topic descriptions, lol.
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:37 pm to JOJO Hammer
sometimes you just gotta fist a cow, you know what I mean?
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:47 pm to JOJO Hammer
Sometimes you gotta have a cow man.
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