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re: Parents set up cameras in teen redditor’s room after catching him masturbating
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:00 pm to Spankum
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:00 pm to Spankum
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Kid needs to find a good lawyer, one that’s a jackoff all trades
Or find the closet in his room. Or take a 20 minute shower. Or turn the lights out and jerk off under multiple blankets. Seeking legal advice because you can't jerkoff is pathetic.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 9:04 pm
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:01 pm to Tigerbait357
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My dad barged in without knocking and started screaming at me.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:04 pm to dcbl
It's almost too absurd for me to believe it's true but there are crazies out there I guess.
Not allowing 15 year olds to masturbate is a one way ticket to that kid having weirdo classroom boners and uncontrollable mental distraction, well, always.
Not allowing 15 year olds to masturbate is a one way ticket to that kid having weirdo classroom boners and uncontrollable mental distraction, well, always.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:04 pm to ChewyDante
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Not allowing 15 year olds to masturbate is a one way ticket to that kid having weirdo classroom boners
I got those daily anyway
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:23 pm to dcbl
Masturbate and call the cops on your parents for possession of child porn.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:23 pm to Chad504boy
Bet PGOAT attorney is good
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:27 pm to fallguy_1978
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I would have just had to get used to the idea of having an audience
You should anyways. Your dead relatives are watching from above.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:34 pm to dcbl
Jerk off in front of the cameras then call the cops on the parents for possessing child pornography.
ETA: Someone already beat me to it
ETA: Someone already beat me to it
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:35 pm to Cdawg
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You should anyways. Your dead relatives are watching from above
That thought has occurred to me on occasion but the little head always wins
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:42 pm to Geauxtiga
Where is the obligatory George Costanza reading cosmo gif...I had two choices: catch her or zip up.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:58 pm to dcrews
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ETA: Someone already beat me to it
Pun intended
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:59 pm to dcbl
15 year old me would be too horny to even care
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:05 pm to dcbl
Sounds like a hard situation. He's definitely gonna have to get ahold of it.
He may have to resort to a helping hand. Things could end up getting sticky. You just never know what could pop up.
He may have to resort to a helping hand. Things could end up getting sticky. You just never know what could pop up.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 12:35 pm to dcbl
Posted on 5/14/19 at 12:43 pm to dcbl
Sounds like they want a show, give em one.
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