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Parents set up cameras in teen redditor’s room after catching him masturbating

Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:40 pm
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:40 pm
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what shitty parents/people

feel.sorry for this kid...


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An Alaskan teen on Reddit is seeking legal advice after his parents set up security cameras in his bedroom and bathroom to make sure he no longer masturbates.

“What can I do?” he asked in the subreddit r/legaladvice. “I’m 15 and think I should be allowed to touch my own body, this is embarrassing and destroys my privacy … Please help.”

Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85685 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:41 pm to
Start fingering his a-hole with the lights on
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18369 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:42 pm to
He can move out!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:42 pm to
Who knew DavidTheGnome was 15?

Now that I think about it, I should have.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:42 pm to
Do they not have bathrooms? What a weird fricking family
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66922 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:42 pm to
What kind of parent wants to watch their kid masturbate? Seems like the balls in his court now
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38343 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23938 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:43 pm to

Pervs
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2027 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:43 pm to
His parents are wacky
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130325 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:44 pm to
They set them up in the bathroom as well.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

What can I do


Stop masturbating.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92340 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Seems like the balls in his court now

seems like he has the upper hand in this situation
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32184 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Seems like the balls in his court now

iswydt
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53541 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:44 pm to
At 15 I would have just had to get used to the idea of having an audience
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80398 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

feel.sorry for this kid...


Nah, he sounds like a little bitch
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25727 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:45 pm to
Kid is in an awful situation. He could get his parents in all manner of legal trouble for it, but you have to hope he has extended family to take him in if the county intercedes.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22733 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:45 pm to
Stare at the camera, say “this one’s for you mom & dad”, proceed to beat meat.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25829 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:45 pm to
Go into the woods to drop some seed.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6344 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:46 pm to
sounds like a case of pedophelia
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1234 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:46 pm to
Just do it.

Btw dad is prolly a bitch.
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