OT's 2020 Preseason Top 10

Like most way too early rankings this one is sure to generate some controversy But let's face it that's what sells, SEX, and Controversy.
Followed soon after by the plan B pill. So let's take a look at the abortion we know as the OT and yet another pointless Top 10 list gcs won't be anywhere near.


#10 LCA
Someone has to be the first to drop off of a Top anything ranking and let's face it if anyone deserved to X'd off of a list its LCA . From his sad defense of oweo to his cringe-worthy homespun hillbilly countryisms, it's easy to see why he won't be missed.




#9 08
Rag is dead, get over it. But thanks to technology lack of originalism and sloppy admin work we have Tiger08 not as mean as Rag, nor as smart, But still someone has to take out the trash and 08 is just the man to fall short on the driveway. When he made the ban bet with oweo he could have been a hero but thank to chris being what he is. Just like Rag 08 failed to finish taking out the trash.






#7 TulaneLSU
Some may be too quick to point out that Tulane is a seasonal poster, much like the University that bears his first name, it's no one's first choice is to Brandis what St Thomas is to Norte Damn, but Jewish.
However, that person too quick on the jump fails to realize that God is omnipresent and his servant TulaneLSA has the tie to spare and this Country has plenty of secular holidays for God to take back with a vengeance.

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#6 To be named, digits, Jmcs

She is in yall's head so maybe she's here, maybe she isnt but you THINK she is. That's a hallmark of a TOP 10 just like Michigan the name brand puts her on the list whether she deserves or she's not even here.



#4 Tie Larry Leo & Skillet
In a shocker, a longtime D-3 ( Wisky Whitewater) makes the surprise jump to the bigs. Larry and he's semi-retarded , sexually repressed man child is the perfect half of a ranking with Skillz extra special extra chromosome persona. With one limited to the LunchThray and one just limited, combined they make the complete and total retard and that will always and forever belong on any list of anything OT




#3 Chicken
If I don't put him on the list it's not official. But where would Kalunda be without him ?( with a shitty crack and no way to watch his TopGun Video, who would employ Dhillip? who else would let Rummy get the volume discount on hamsters?
He's not the hero we need, hes what we are left with.
He is the answer to the Question you never want to ask.




#2 Owlvis
IN a SHOCKER, I'm not #1,, which upon first response totally invalidates the list. But at #2 I'm a real value. Just like LSU this season, I'm in the Top 10 to start but no one is thinking OWL, but you never think Owlie,
Owl
is
a
Feeling.

and you want to be touched by it




and whos then is number one?
NUMERO UNO,
Unem,
le un,
Das Ein !!!


#1 The Poster(s) who actually post a pic of said hot chick when started a thread about hot chicks.It's a simple concept, get on it.
















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