re: OT millennials: how many avocados do you eat per day?

I wonder if you could plant one of those big seeds and make your own tree?

Not a Millennial but I eat about 1 x day

I like to eat avocados out of boomer’s wive’s vaginas while they’re getting fired at work for being too slow.

Never eaten one

Never eaten guac either

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700 calories from avocados seems like a lot for one day, baw

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depends on his total caloric intake/output. great fat source to keep you satiated on those 700 calories. And no omega 6 overload to worry about because they are predominantly monounsaturated fat.

i eat around 1.5 a day on ave, and i put olive oil and bacon bits in mine (among other things). 43. 173. 6' (like a Drew Brees stretched out 6' to be fair, but close to 6-square than 5'11"). In any event, I'm not fat.

I am appalled by this gobsmacking revelation.

Avocado toast is the most basic arse shite on the planet right now

..we are the exact same height and weight.

Coincidence? I think not. Avacados

Tide pods aren’t basic. You take that shite back. I’ve had 3 pods since dinner

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Avocado toast

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That's so 2017,baw. Just slice us the cado and crack a little pink Himalayan on top. Good to go