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OT Lounge, what are your thoughts on Robot Lawn Mowers?

Posted on 2/25/19 at 10:58 am
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 10:58 am
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The average American spends nearly 70 hours a year dealing with lawn care. Couldn’t this time be more fruitfully spent? Why toil in static drudgery when we could master a new hobby, and sit back and enjoy the scent of robotically clipped blades of grass from afar? The machines are coming for our jobs, so we might as well let our future robo-overlords manicure our lawns before they inevitably send us out to pasture. Without further ado, here are five of our favorite robotic lawnmowers greenbacks can buy.


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Miimo uses a “continuous cutting system,” meaning the machine trims your lawn about by 1 inch multiple times a week. A fan on the underbelly sucks grass toward the blades for consistency and efficiency. This lawnmower is also one of the more intuitive models out there. Miimo will adjust cuts as grass growth increases or decreases seasonally, and also “detects” denser patches of grass.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:00 am to
probably gets stuck under the patio furniture.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39416 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:01 am to
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probably gets stuck under the patio furniture.


You bury electrical wires, similar to a dogs shock collar. It stays inside the electrical fence
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:01 am to
I would come on your lawn and flip it over.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:02 am to
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The average American spends nearly 70 hours a year dealing with lawn care. 


I dont mind it though, sometimes it's relaxing to be away from everyone and on a lawnmower. No one is gonna try to have a conversation over the noise, and sometimes listening to music with headphones is nice.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:05 am to
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probably gets stuck under the patio furniture.


You bury electrical wires, similar to a dogs shock collar. It stays inside the electrical fence

that seems like a lot of work. seems like you should be able to geofence it instead of burying wires.


but what does burying wires have to do with patio furniture. it was an off the cuff comment about how shitty a lot of robovac are and gets stuck in the oddest places. and if you have a chair out in your yard, this would probably get stuck under it.


you see jokes are ruined when someone isnt, "there" enough to get them.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98619 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:05 am to
IWBI (if it actually works).

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The average American spends nearly 70 hours a year dealing with lawn care


Lightweights
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:06 am to
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The average American spends nearly 70 hours a year dealing with lawn care. 
so....... Imagine all the worthless shite the average american wastes time with.
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I dont mind it though, sometimes it's relaxing to be away from everyone and on a lawnmower.
yea. it is enjoyable to a lot of people.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:07 am to
I love cutting my grass



Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60074 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:07 am to
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if you have a chair out in your yard, this would probably get stuck under it.

It probably gets hung up on the skirting on your trailer too
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39202 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:07 am to
Jose is a fricking machine. He might as well be a robot
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77682 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:07 am to
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OT Lounge, what are your thoughts on Robot Lawn Mowers?


Cutting edge....
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:08 am to
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t probably gets hung up on the skirting on your trailer too

all my trailers are out in pasture. this thought wouldnt have the battery to get all the way out there. and the cows would probably destroy it.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36483 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:08 am to
I'm for robot everything. Cars, lawn mowers, sex dolls, vacuums.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13360 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:09 am to
I’ve seen them as low as $500 and as high as $3000 - that’s a big variance. I would either continue with my current guy or cut it myself- my time is valuable but that cost is a little over the top
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17751 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:12 am to
PC Mag reviews robomowers

I have a couple Oak trees with exposed roots, I'm worried it would skip several areas of my backyard because of it.
This post was edited on 2/25/19 at 11:15 am
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13360 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:14 am to
Good point
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
11120 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:14 am to
I like my lawn to have crisscrossing diagonal lines, not scribble
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
11120 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:15 am to
If it bounces around like a vacuum it would take way longer than a regular mower and use a lot more energy
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2585 posts
Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:15 am to
Sure, let's give robots blades. Sounds like a great idea.
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