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re: *OT help needed* Dirty Santa gift ideas

Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:17 am to
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16028 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:17 am to
I went with anal beads and strawberry flavored anal ease
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:19 am to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:19 am to
quote:

fleshlight



That'd actually be useful though.
Posted by Redlos
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2005
1198 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:22 am to
Truck Nuts
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:24 am to
Pair of depends loaded with peanut butter in back n mayo in front
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:26 am to
Plus rest of box intact for bowl games, lol
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
2952 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:33 am to
I once took a set of anal beads out of the package drizzled melted chocolate on them and the placed a yellow "used" sticker on them from an old college text book.

I've also brought an "Armageddon" kit which consisted of an empty paper towel tube, string, lighter, and a live gerbil.
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:34 am to
Pocket pussy
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25916 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:35 am to
The Accomodator.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16028 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Pocket pussy



If I buy one, I'm keeping it for myself
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:38 am to
Buy different ones
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48414 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:54 am to
Prostate milker
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16028 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Prostate milker


No lie, I saw one and really thought about getting it, but I'm not spending $50 so my friends wife can milk his prostate

Call me a jealous
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:59 am to
Adult coloring book (with cuss words, pics of certain anatomy, etc)
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:02 pm to
A date with yourself and a gift certificate for the 55-gallon drum of lube on Amazon (non-redeemable in fine print).
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 12:02 pm
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:03 pm to
Squatty potty is entertaining
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7462 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:10 pm to
I got a "I Love Nickleback" bumper sticker last week. Wore it on my sweater the rest of the night.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39060 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1918 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:15 pm to
No way I could buy a fleshlight for a dirty santa gift and not try it out first
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