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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:07 pm
Posted by USAF Hart
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:07 pm
I have spent the last hour or so trying to find out what the hell is going on with me, but can't find anything. Any time I swallow, it hurts but it only hurts on the left side. It's also my tongue that hurts and not my throat. I do not have tonsils, and I am not congested or anything like that. I feel great, other than it hurts to open my jaw to eat, and any food I eat basically has no flavor. Other than Aids, what could it be?
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

but it only hurts on the left side


yea that's the crip side
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:08 pm to
Try gargling with semen.
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

yea that's the crip side


nicely done
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:09 pm to
Boyfriend went balls deep
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:10 pm to
Nah, he's not that big
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Try gargling with semen

Don't listen to this idiot.

You actually need to stop gargling so much semen.
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:12 pm to
but it helps with skin and has many other health benefits. At least that's how I conned your sister into finishing me off.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3768 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:13 pm to
Do you use tabacco or did you in the past?
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:14 pm to
I smoked cigarattes socially but haven't smoked in 3 years
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

my tongue that hurts and not my throat


Friction burn from sucking dick.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:25 pm to
I can't help but that damn exclamation point pulled me in.
Posted by tiger rag 93
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:27 pm to
Obligatory:

You have the AIDS
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:32 pm to
That was covered in OP
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:33 pm to
Inflamed taste bud?
This post was edited on 11/15/15 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106116 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:35 pm to
My completely untrained nonmedical diagnosis is Ludwig's Angina LINK
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 4:59 pm to
I usually get those on the tip of my tongue, but I can't see nor feel anything.
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 5:02 pm to
Thank you for your response. I do not have any swelling, difficulty breathing or any other type of pain outside of swallowing and opening my mouth larger than normal. I think we can safely (and hopefully) rule out Ludwig's angina
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 11/15/15 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 5:19 pm to
I initially thought strep as well, but my throat doesn't hurt. It's the back of my tongue. I feel no pain until I move my tongue.


Edit: I shoved my finger down my throat as far as possible, and on the left side of my tongue, it feels like i've bit the shite out of my tongue but obviously have no way of doing that because my teeth can't reach that part of my tongue.
This post was edited on 11/15/15 at 5:20 pm
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