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OT Dads - Turning into your Dad

Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Modern
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Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:24 pm
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It's a startling moment in any man's life.

You're sat on the sofa keenly scrutinising the money pages of the newspaper, looking forward to giving the lawn a good mowing and finding yourself unusually excited about an upcoming sale at B&Q, when it hits you (if you can keep your eyes open long enough): you've turned into your dad.

It's enough to make you slip on your sensibly priced comfortable shoes and retreat to your man cave with a pint of bitter.

According to a new survey by the TV Channel Gold, dad dancing, owning a ‘man drawer’ and believing that all modern music sounds the same, are just a few of the warning signs that men could be turning into their fathers.

The survey of 2,000 adults, which concludes that the average British man turns into his dad at the age of 38, details 30 potential warning signs that you are becoming your dad.

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Topping the list of so-called ‘dad-isms’ was falling asleep in the front room (40%), followed by having ‘a chair’ (28 per cent), a special seating place at the dining table and around the television where no-one else is allowed to sit.

A quarter of respondents (25 per cent) said a man’s need for a man cave such as a shed, was a sign that they are following in their father’s footsteps.

The survey for also revealed that of those asked, British men admit to hoarding batteries (70 per cent), an assortment of leads and cables (58 per cent) keys of no use (29 per cent), takeaway menus (25 per cent) and even food (5 per cent) in their man drawers.

Steve North, General Manager of UKTV channel Gold says, “The future looks bright for men, more sleep, having your very own chair, letting loose on the dance floor and finding ourselves funny – it seems 38 is the age men officially lose their inhibitions.”

Top ten signs you could be turning into your father:

1. Fall asleep in the front room

2. They have ‘a chair’

3. Dad dancing

4. Spend time in the shed

5. Making awful jokes that only they find funny

6. Don’t know any artists in the top 40

7. Spending longer on the toilet

8. Keeping an eye on the thermostat

9. Excited about appliance sales

10. Embarrassing younger members of the family or children and thinking it’s funny


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Good read about the “chair”.

2. I have my chair
7. My quiet time
8. I’m the thermostat/light police in the house.

One summer when I was a teenager, my dad took the digital thermostat off the wall because my sister and I was the “alleged” reason the Entergy bill was over $400 one month.

My sister (no pics) was the first to point it out to me. Mom (no pics as well) told me she saw it a few years ago, but didn’t want to tell me.
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:28 pm to
Saving money
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:28 pm to
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believing that all modern music sounds the same


This is objectively true now.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:30 pm to
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Topping the list of so-called ‘dad-isms’ was falling asleep in the front room (40%), followed by having ‘a chair’ (28 per cent),


da frick is wrong with this?

fricking stupid millenials.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:30 pm to
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10. Embarrassing younger members of the family or children and thinking it’s funny


Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:34 pm to
I already knew this was happening to me. It all started at about age 35. Anytime someone would give the old man some bad news back in the day (knocked over the mailbox etc) his initial response was "Ahhh shiiiiitt".

I noticed myself saying that and now know exactly how he felt at the time. I've since added on other characteristics completely involuntarily.
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 2:37 pm
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:35 pm to
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da frick is wrong with this?


who said anything was wrong with it?

and these all definitely apply to me


1. Fall asleep in the front room

2. They have ‘a chair’

4. Spend time in the shed

5. Making awful jokes that only they find funny

6. Don’t know any artists in the top 40

7. Spending longer on the toilet

8. Keeping an eye on the thermostat

10. Embarrassing younger members of the family or children and thinking it’s funny
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 2:37 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76084 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:36 pm to
Getting my natural gas bill for $205 this month after being $20 in October has flipped my dad-switch today. Thermostat getting locked down today and sweaters distributed.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:36 pm to
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Salmon


shut up Antifa scum.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
20083 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:37 pm to
I have my chair
Tell stupid jokes
Longer time on the can
Watch the thermostat
Love to embarrass my kids
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:37 pm to
cry more
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:37 pm to
i turned into the light monitor. used to never even think about it. now i make sure the lights are off in any unoccupied room. and complain when someone leaves a light on when leaving a room.

i'm not even sure when that started
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:37 pm to
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5. Making awful jokes that only they find funny



This is me. I've been making Christmas Vacation jokes all December even though my wife doesn't find them remotely funny

ETA: The only ones that don't apply to me are

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4. Spend time in the shed
6. Don’t know any artists in the top 40
9. Excited about appliance sales
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64383 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:38 pm to
My Dad built Rockets that went to the moon, taught me how to drink Scotch, play golf, and enjoy life. I hope I do.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:39 pm to
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cry more


Whos is crying, did you just finish trying to have sex wit your wife or something?
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3571 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:39 pm to
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5. Making awful jokes that only they find funny


Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:40 pm to
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Whos is crying




quote:

da frick is wrong with this?

fricking stupid millenials.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106022 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:44 pm to
1,6,7,8 for sure.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:46 pm to
Same here. I use songs to get my point across. The country song lyric “every light in the house is on” is for lights left on. A couple other favorites, “stack the shite, la la la” for all the crap(toys, back packs, shoes, etc.)left everywhere. “The ghetto”, for when I return home from a business trip and the house looks like crap.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45419 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 2:49 pm to
Watch out for number 7. There is a potential evil lurking that will rock your world. His name is hemorrhoid.
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