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re: OT Alpha Males - Do you expect sex after providing your wife and family Christmas?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:35 pm to Kafka
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:35 pm to Kafka
quote:
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van,
Chicks were tied up by a strange little man
Bound with duct tape and gagged for silence
He was skilled at his craft, there was no mess or violence
The girls were all bound, with damp rags on their heads
And they murmured and struggled, as they came off the meds,
The man in the front, then aware of the clatter,
Then told them to shut up, or they would be battered.
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:40 pm to fr33manator
quote:
The girls were all bound, with damp rags on their heads
And they murmured and struggled, as they came off the meds,
The man in the front, then aware of the clatter,
Then told them to shut up, or they would be battered.
Come cloroform and ether,
Come Valium and Xanax,
Come halcyon and roofies,
Until I get off her spandex.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:42 pm to trillhog
God damn you're so rapey.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:44 pm to trillhog
If you were as good in bed as she was, maybe she'd desire it more.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:57 pm to trillhog
Wife cheated me from May to September. During the sex after providing Christmas i asked “have you been a naughty count”. She said “i’m Not gonna answer that”. I was so brave to not pull out a gun. Since i would have been called a coward if i did pull out a gun, i must be called brave for not pulling out a gun.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:58 pm to trillhog
I expect sex if and when I request it. If she denied me, she’d be traded in for a newer model.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 4:59 pm to trillhog
Not from the family. Just from the wife
Posted on 12/26/17 at 5:06 pm to trillhog
Why is everything about sex with you?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 5:25 pm to trillhog
I got a shirt and some pu**y. Both were a size too big.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 5:26 pm to kciDAtaE
quote:I was wondering if the sentence structure was bothering anyone else.
Not from the family. Just from the wife
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:18 pm to trillhog
Not if it’s a fertile day.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:24 pm to trillhog
You guys have to up your sex game. Train her to associate orgasm with sex as much as we do and she will be good to go. Go down on her randomly, slap her on the arse, and send her on her way when you're done. Get you a Hitachi magic wand to do the heavy lifting when you don't feel like it. Thank me later
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:36 pm to trillhog
Alpha’s don’t rape, bruh.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:39 pm to trillhog
quote:
Do you expect sex
I know you do, rapehog
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:40 pm to JETigER
quote:
Wife cheated me from May to September. During the sex after providing Christmas i asked “have you been a naughty count”. She said “i’m Not gonna answer that”. I was so brave to not pull out a gun. Since i would have been called a coward if i did pull out a gun, i must be called brave for not pulling out a gun.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:45 pm to JETigER
quote:
Wife cheated me from May to September. During the sex after providing Christmas i asked “have you been a naughty count”. She said “i’m Not gonna answer that”. I was so brave to not pull out a gun. Since i would have been called a coward if i did pull out a gun, i must be called brave for not pulling out a gun.
What is going on here?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:47 pm to trillhog
Have sex when both of you want to have sex with each other. This is not that hard
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:56 pm to eddieray
quote:
Have sex when both of you want to have sex with each other. This is not that hard
This is the OT. Wives hate sex. Unless it’s strange BBC.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:57 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:it's like you're a less attractive Dr. Ruth
This is the OT. Wives hate sex. Unless it’s strange BBC.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 7:03 pm to Rouge
Isn’t she dead? And she still gets the win? Harsh.
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