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Option A or Option B

Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:27 pm
Posted by AEX2RDU2TX
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:27 pm
Real life scenario:
You’re a 36 year old single male. Good looking, great career, but haven’t found the one. You’ve tried Tinder, Bumble, and Match. You have a lot of dates, good sex, but something is missing. You want to start a family before its too late.

You see an ad for the TV show “Married at First Sight” so you apply. And you get called. You make it to the final 10.

Then, you swipe right on the most beautiful woman you have ever seen on a dating site. She seems perfect. You go out and instantly hit it off. You tell her up front that you’re a finalist for the show because, surely you’re not going to be selected. You continue to move forward with her, while still doing stuff for the show.

After you’ve been together for a month and a half, you find out you were selected for the show. You must cease all contact with her until filming is over and you’re getting married to a stranger picked for you by relationship experts in 10 days.

Do you:
A. Tell the show “no thanks” and move forward with your relationship

Or

B. Do the show. You don’t want to regret not taking this opportunity and if it doesn’t work, possibly try to reconnect with her after the divorce.

Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2101 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:28 pm to
Hell yes
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:29 pm to
Yes.
Posted by Kennerkarl
Kenner
Member since Jan 2014
711 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:29 pm to
gay
Posted by RTN
Member since Oct 2016
894 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:30 pm to
1. what a fricking bizarre first post

2. that was way too long

3. the answer seems obvious
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:30 pm to
A bird in the hand is worth my dick in her bush


I always say
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:31 pm to
Slow down bro. You’ve been watching too much of The Bachelorette.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12545 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:31 pm to
Option C - Post less
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
7138 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:31 pm to
No, just no. You don’t do reality shows and you don’t find the “one” at 36 when you haven’t been close to that point.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23618 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:31 pm to
If there's anything I've learned, it's that experts don't know dick. Give me the tinder girl.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:31 pm to
How nice is your penis?

I only ask because if it’s not great I’d go with B.
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 10:32 pm
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53975 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:32 pm to
What's your original screen name on here?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:32 pm to
Just go ahead and come out the closet
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

A. Tell the show “no thanks” and move forward with your relationship


This because reality dating shows are for chicks and figs.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45425 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:33 pm to
36 and you can't find a wife? You are gay or have a major whole in your swing.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:33 pm to
Does your boyfriend know you're up this late?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:34 pm to
Just made it to the end of the bachelor season eh?

Option B with hopes of winning my own show
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138856 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

You’re a 36 year old single male. Good looking, great career, but haven’t found the one
you are the constant amongst all of this fail
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53975 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

You’re a 36 year old single male.Good looking


This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 10:35 pm to
If you’re as good at making life choices as you were at selecting a username, you’re hosed.
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