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re: Once again, please ban these stupid tent canopy’s on public beaches

Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85910 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

You’ve come to the place that can unilaterally make this happen.



In fairness Louisianans are 95% responsible for trashing up the panhandle beaches so it's a good place to get the message out
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:42 pm to
I bring a Bowie knife and if theres no one there i cut the ropes and giggle as the canopy blows away.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30790 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

In fairness Louisianans are 95% responsible for trashing up the panhandle beaches so it's a good place to get the message out

I’m next to a group of 4 Louisiana families piled together under these tents on the panhandle. Texans are just as bad.

Go somewhere else other than Florida.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10279 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:47 pm to
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Plus they are made in Virginia and North Carolina. They’re not cheap Chinese shite.


Yep, great quality. Been using one since the first year they were made (met the owners early on as they were walking up and down the beach trying to pitch them to people).
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85910 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:49 pm to
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I’m next to a group of 4 Louisiana families piled together under these tents on the panhandle. Texans are just as bad.



Those Texans are Louisiana ex pats, you won't convince me otherwise

Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:50 pm to
Only reason I dont like the beach is every fatty thinks they deserve to have the same rights as normal people and sit there messing up the view

They dont deserve the same rights
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7120 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:52 pm to
This is a poor person problem.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30790 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:52 pm to
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Those Texans are Louisiana ex pats, you won't convince me otherwise

The accents alone prove you’re correct. I think I’d rather listen to a group of mid western accents than listen to these overweight fatties taking up half a mile of beach space under their tents while they eat all day.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24748 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 3:57 pm to
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Last summer at the beach I go to, a kid got impaled by an umbrella that got cought in the wind.

Lol! Major issue. Happens all the time.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:20 pm to
Thanks for posting I have never seen these where I go to the beach, looks far superior to a umbrella, going to order one.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
3697 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:27 pm to
You plan on landing a 747 on the beach?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8785 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:28 pm to
Saw a number of fatties using these. You are correct sir.

My new tactic is just that I have an umbrella and a couple of chairs. I stroll my arse up to the front and just post up wherever, right on the front row. My wife and I aren't fat so the fatties don't say shite. They want to stare at the OT 9.9 anyway.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:36 pm to
Coolcabana.com

Only takes up its footprint and does not blow away with no stupid strings to trip over.

Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12187 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:37 pm to
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My new tactic is just that I have an umbrella and a couple of chairs
Wow, umbrella and chairs. No one ever thought of that before.
This post was edited on 7/23/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20696 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:38 pm to
So you’re the dumb shite that will post up right next to someone because you don’t want to walk a little further up the beach? A 15’ x 15’ footprint is not that much bigger space than the rental chairs and umbrellas
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8785 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:39 pm to
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Wow, umbrella and chairs. No one ever thought of that before.

Did you mom with an umbrella and a couple of chairs baw.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12187 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:45 pm to
If you've got a 9.9 and you're still doing my mom, the joke is on you.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120068 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:50 pm to
Honestly, public beaches is a top 5 must to meet the trasy criteria. In other words, you are more than likely trashy.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52853 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:52 pm to
I can't imagine going to sit in the sand with a bunch of other poors.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28207 posts
Posted on 7/23/22 at 4:54 pm to
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They take up too much space and are a nuisance.



Save your money and dont stay at the Phoenix 91 in Orange Beach.
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