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re: On vacation with my two sisters, my gf, and two nieces

Posted on 5/27/14 at 6:04 pm to
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 6:04 pm to
Sorry for partyin?
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9439 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:44 pm to
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pat dat puddee


Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:12 pm to
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That dry shampoo shite is gross and just encourages women to not bathe.



You do realize that most women that use dry shampoo still shower daily...it's called using a shower cap to not get your hair wet.


Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:14 pm to
It is fricking amazing what they can do to a roll of toilet paper. When I have a girl over it is astounding how little tp is left by the time she leaves.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:17 pm to
How is this so difficult to understand.



We use tp when we pee, yall do not. Therefore we are gonna use more.


We also use tp to wrap up a tampon if we are instructed not to flush used tampons down the toilet.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37909 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:19 pm to
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Like one to three days.
Frickin women
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:20 pm to
Doesn't bother me. I'm laughing about it. I'm just saying it amazes me how almost a whole row can disappear so easily when a female is at my place.
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:36 pm to
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They make big giant mitts out of it and pat dat puddee with it after peepee. I have been dealing with this for over 20 years and gave up knowing a %age of $ will stock TP.




Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:40 pm to
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When I'm single, a single roll will last a month. Girlfriend or other girls over? Like one to three days.



Idk man, a roll lasts me a good 10-14 days. GF around maybe 3-5 days.

Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:46 pm to
you use toilet paper instead of wet wipes

What is this medieval times

Get with the program mofo, wet wipes FTMFW

I can't remember the last time dry toilet paper has graced the presence of my arse.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72928 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:46 pm to
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Someone down votes every post I type. They like me, really, they really like me.


It would seem we both have our own personal douché-troll. Possibly the same person. Why? Because being that stupid and petty is indicative of a 0.01 per center. There's probably only one person that dismal on T-D.

The down voting he/she/(probably)it does bothered me for, oh, about zero seconds (+\- 0.0001 msec). Or less.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22872 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:51 pm to
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I can't remember the last time dry toilet paper has graced the presence of my arse.


Even if you exclusively use wet wipes at home I find it hard to believe you don't remember the last time you shite away from home.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:52 pm to
I only shite at home and at work, and I bring wet wipes to work as well.

and my shits are like clockwork, post coffee in am everyday and possibly one post workout and that's it.
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 9:54 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72928 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:53 pm to
See^^^

This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 9:54 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19122 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:55 pm to
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I only shite at home and at work, and I bring wet wipes to work as well


Same here

TP is archaic
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