re: Old sayings your parents/grandparents used to use

"Swapped legs with a kildee and got beat out of an arse" when observing skinny people with pancake arse. -Friend's mom

"Boy, I'm gonna tan your hide" - my dad

"Boy ain't worth a nickel" -Uncle when talking about his employees....or us kids.

"Use your head for something other than a hat rack" -My mom

"Hold your hands out. Now want in this one and shite in the other and see which one fills up faster"

"He'd knock a buzzard off a shite wagon" - when someone smelled bad.

"She could eat an apple through a picket fence" - when someone had buck teeth.

My grandmother talked a lot of shite.

Grandparents

Maudie merde you!
Hey T-Chaoui
You a Couillion from da Fourchon

Parents

Mom: go take a bat
Dad: and wash ya arse

Mom: quit boudein

When you did something stupid Dad would shake his head and say, baw baw baw

Once a man, twice a child....

"Hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock" and of course the other side.. "colder than a witches titty in a brass bra"

That boy talks too much! If he run off at the azz as much as he runs of at the mouth, he'd die of the drizzlin shi;s

Uglier than a mud fence.

Coon’s age and cotton pickin are some good ones that should come back

Faster than shite through a goose.

Can’t make a silks purse from a sows ear.

Happy as a puppy with two peters.

"There's a fine line between red-arse and dumbass."