- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Old Man Advice
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:40 pm to Donkeypunch
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:40 pm to Donkeypunch
"Don't ever stick your dick in another man's hole"
3
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:42 pm to OweO
quote:
OweO
quote:way to ruin the thread.
Don't ever stick your dick in another man's hole"
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:43 pm to Donkeypunch
Three things you can’t trust. Politicians, weathermen, and farts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:45 pm to Donkeypunch
If at first you don’t succeed, then the hell with it. Don’t waste your time.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:46 pm to Donkeypunch
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:48 pm to Donkeypunch
“PIIHB”
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:52 pm to shutterspeed
Measure twice and cut once
The best ability that you will ever have in your life is availability
The best ability that you will ever have in your life is availability
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:56 pm to Donkeypunch
An old contractor once told me that there are two truths in life:
Concrete will crack
And
Tits will sag
Concrete will crack
And
Tits will sag
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:57 pm to MikeinHoover
quote:both can be reinforced
Concrete will crack
And
Tits will sag
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:59 pm to Donkeypunch
Never underestimate the other guy’s greed.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:00 pm to Rouge
quote:Some of the best advice ever. I once worked for an old guy who always said “I don’t care how good you are - you’re useless to me if you’re not present in the spot where I need you “.
The best ability that you will ever have in your life is availability
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:03 pm to JoePepitone
“Wish in one hand, shite in the other and see which one fills up first.”
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:04 pm to JoePepitone
You're not working if you have time to worry about what the other guy has.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:09 pm to Texas ellessu
Another old guy I worked with used to say the 3 worst things in life are:
cold coffee
warm beer
and woke up pussy
cold coffee
warm beer
and woke up pussy
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:11 pm to Donkeypunch
Marry a girl with small hands, that way, your pecker looks big for life.
Looking for a helping hand? It's at the end of your arm.
Looking for a helping hand? It's at the end of your arm.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:12 pm to castorinho
quote:
way to ruin the thread.
So me posting that ruined the thread and not the fact you took time to respond to it?
Because this is the OT and no one ever post some stupid shite in a thread.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:13 pm to slacker130
quote:
Marry a girl with small hands, that way, your pecker looks big for life.
This one wins
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:13 pm to Donkeypunch
My favorite quote of my dads is “don’t be surprised by consistency.” Can be applied in many different areas.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:13 pm to JoePepitone
Old man once told me. Son I've been trying to fill that hole for 50 years and it has done nothing but got deeper and wider.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:16 pm to Donkeypunch
"Never try to strangle a cat."
My Dad said calmly as blood dripped from his shredded arms, all over the living room floor.
He had gone to the barn to feed the chickens and caught a stray cat in the coop. I'll never forget it.
My Dad said calmly as blood dripped from his shredded arms, all over the living room floor.
He had gone to the barn to feed the chickens and caught a stray cat in the coop. I'll never forget it.
Page 2 of 7
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News