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Ohio man was arrested for acting like Harambe and playing with himself
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:54 pm
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#RIPHarambe
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Police arrested a man who was “acting like gorilla” and touching himself inappropriately at Giant Eagle Plaza in Warren, Ohio.
Officers were called to the scene on reports of two white males who were running around the lot and taking off their clothes.
Timothy Cook, 32, of Leavittsburg entered the nearby License Bureau, waved his arms around, exited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk, according to the police report. The License Bureau then locked its doors due to safety concerns.
#RIPHarambe
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:56 pm to arseinclarse
Sorry for partying
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:56 pm to arseinclarse
Damn son, you had this on standby. 
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:57 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
Welcome back.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:58 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
Its about time you decided to show up again
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:58 pm to arseinclarse
#dicksoutforharambe
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:59 pm to arseinclarse
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Timothy Cook, 32, of Leavittsburg entered the nearby License Bureau, waved his arms around, exited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk, according to the police report
Why is this illegal?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:00 pm to rantfan
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Why is this illegal?
Thanks Obama
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:21 pm to arseinclarse
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exited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk
The only thing to do when when you're about to get arrested.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:22 pm to arseinclarse
Welcome back you sicko.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:24 pm to arseinclarse
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waved his arms around, exited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk
ProTip: This is a valid strategy if you are about to be robbed. Most times the would-be offender takes off.
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