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re: Official Thanksgiving check in here if your family is white trash thread

Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:08 pm to
I'm pretty drunk right now and we are arm wrestling at the table.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:09 pm to
You know sometimes you think that maybe your clan could be different and then I can click on this annual thread and tell myself that "damn my family really is well put together"
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:10 pm to
Well since we are white, Christian and don't agree with the left (that makes us Alt-right) that makes us white tra/sh.
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:11 pm to
Mine are trashy af. The stupid hillbillies all voted for trump lulz
This post was edited on 11/24/16 at 2:12 pm
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:12 pm to
Except for your little heroin problem
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14507 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:12 pm to
Thanksgiving dinner is over, now my in-laws, who live a few miles from here, are fanning out to find places for a nap!?!

I may have to burn the house down to run these frickers out
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
147035 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:21 pm to
My cousin, who is still up and loaded from last night, just got here with some girl he met last night. They're both drinking vodka and refuse to eat. He just took her for a ride on the 4wheeler. I have a feeling this won't end well. I'm going to fix them one more drink then I'm leaving for the camp.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:21 pm to
I prefer to embrace the trash. I mean it's never gonna change so I embrace it.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140633 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:21 pm to
What problem?
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9285 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:23 pm to
Holy shite haha. This makes me feel a little better about my family
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
27972 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

One of my uncles in his late 60's brought a fricking raccoon over in a roasting pot that his dogs killed in the yard 2 nights ago! The motha fricka had puncture wounds in its side from dog teeth! The older generation in my fam tore into it like it was some gourmet dish!


You may win this thread. Hoping for better, but that's a good one.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45850 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:29 pm to
I always feel so much better about myself when I read these threads until I remember my brother and his family are related to me.

No craziness over here. My sister is going to her FIL's later. She should come back with some good stories. The drunker he is, the better the stories she comes back with.

Hey Saint. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:36 pm to
No camo this year. Slightly disappointed in the normalcy I just experienced.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:37 pm to
quote:


ETA: A different cousin's husband just got laid off (oil field baw) and she was attempting to sell his F-250 4x4 to other members of the family cause they can't get enough on a trade. 

I may be interested. How big are the nutz?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44991 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:40 pm to
There were about four thanksgivings in a row when I was young where my dad had to whip the shite out of me and my sister in front of the whole family for fighting. One incident involved my sister hitting me with a golf club which caused me to knock over the jet burner and turkey.

Pretty sure most of the family grew to look forward to it
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
754 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:45 pm to
I walked into my brothers house at 1200 on the dot. Upon entering I see his second wife is royally drunk and has rice and gravy stuck to her left cheek. Not 5 minutes in she farts and laughs and farts twice more. I walk out,leaving my wife in there. Was sitting on my brothers tailgate when his 30 year old stepson pulls up. Now he's a good guy but likes trashy ladies and he brought the new fiancé. She fine tho. She's also drunk. They go in and not 5 minutes later my wife texted me and simply said it's starting. Brother and I walk in and his drunk wife and her future daughter in law are yelling about abortions and the Plan B pill. It appears that she found an empty box for Plan B at her sons apartment earlier in the week when she was cleaning it. The fact she cleans her sons apartment made me giggle. Anyway the future daughter in law spits at her and calls her a racist count. Dunno how racist got into there. My brothers wife tells her that her son has fricked better women than her and even did so last week. It got quiet. I snort laughed as did my brother. His stepson and fiancé left immediately yelling at each other. My 17 year old son comes up to me and asks if I think he has a chance with the fiancé if they break up. I went and got the potatoe salad we made and got my wife and son and went to my in laws.
Posted by 13yearvet
Member since Oct 2016
98 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:47 pm to
Trump voters?
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:49 pm to
Winner
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
754 posts
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:51 pm to
I'm sure the step son's wedding will be better than thanksgiving.
This post was edited on 11/24/16 at 3:05 pm
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