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Octopus found in 2-year-old boy's throat; man arrested

Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:36 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33742 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:36 pm
LINK

ETA: Cliff Notes for the non-mouse-clicking indigents.


quote:

A 36-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of child abuse after Wichita police say doctors found a small octopus stuck in the throat of his girlfriend's 2-year-old son. Wichita police Lt. James Espinoza said that a 21-year-old woman returned home from work Tuesday night and found her boyfriend performing CPR on her son. Espinoza said the couple took the boy to the hospital, where doctors found and removed the dead octopus, which had a head about 2 inches in diameter, from the boy's throat.


What in the frick?



This post was edited on 4/7/16 at 12:43 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:37 pm to
Thanks for the cliff notes
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

man arrested

That is the face of a man who needed to be arrested. Look at that creepy shite head.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111639 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Thanks for the cliff notes


Kid wouldn't shut up, so he shoved an octopus down his throat.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:39 pm to
This is in FL right?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Thanks for the cliff notes





You dont shite all day. Click the link and help the op out.

Or continue and be a gigantic douche.

Your choice
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184566 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

You dont shite all day.


I shite like twice a day usually.

Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:12 pm to
The kid probably reached in the fish tank and grabbed the octopus and put it in his mouth. The guy looks like a giant POS so he got arrested
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:13 pm to
tough love
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

a 21-year-old woman returned home from work Tuesday night and found her boyfriend
quote:

A 36-year-old man has been arrested


I knew exactly what this guy was going to look like before I saw the picture in the OP.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:30 pm to
So the boy choked on sushi?
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
Is there a momma octopus as well??? I mean who keeps an octopus as a pet???
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9930 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:47 pm to
Helter Skelter pic
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33742 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:55 pm to
Dana Holgerson haircut doesn't help anyone look innocent

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