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Octopus found in 2-year-old boy's throat; man arrested
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:36 pm
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ETA: Cliff Notes for the non-mouse-clicking indigents.
What in the frick?

ETA: Cliff Notes for the non-mouse-clicking indigents.
quote:
A 36-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of child abuse after Wichita police say doctors found a small octopus stuck in the throat of his girlfriend's 2-year-old son. Wichita police Lt. James Espinoza said that a 21-year-old woman returned home from work Tuesday night and found her boyfriend performing CPR on her son. Espinoza said the couple took the boy to the hospital, where doctors found and removed the dead octopus, which had a head about 2 inches in diameter, from the boy's throat.
What in the frick?

This post was edited on 4/7/16 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:37 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Thanks for the cliff notes
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:37 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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man arrested
That is the face of a man who needed to be arrested. Look at that creepy shite head.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:38 pm to stout
quote:
Thanks for the cliff notes
Kid wouldn't shut up, so he shoved an octopus down his throat.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
This is in FL right?
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:40 pm to stout
quote:
Thanks for the cliff notes
You dont shite all day. Click the link and help the op out.
Or continue and be a gigantic douche.
Your choice
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:58 pm to ksayetiger
quote:
You dont shite all day.
I shite like twice a day usually.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:12 pm to Y.A. Tittle
The kid probably reached in the fish tank and grabbed the octopus and put it in his mouth. The guy looks like a giant POS so he got arrested
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:28 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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a 21-year-old woman returned home from work Tuesday night and found her boyfriend
quote:
A 36-year-old man has been arrested
I knew exactly what this guy was going to look like before I saw the picture in the OP.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:30 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
So the boy choked on sushi?
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:32 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Is there a momma octopus as well??? I mean who keeps an octopus as a pet???
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:47 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Helter Skelter pic
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:55 pm to slackster
Dana Holgerson haircut doesn't help anyone look innocent
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