re: Obnoxious things you did in the dorm (tugboat horn)

Saw some idiots that had a rope tied to a beer keg, and had it halfway up to the 4th floor window when the campus police caught them. I just smirked as I took the stairwell with a 30 pack in my duffle bag. Rookies.....

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Power was a dump

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you aint lying

the communal bathrooms come sunday evening were the most vile things in existence.

one night after i got loaded, i decided to play Shaquille O'Neal and dunk on the shower rods as if they were rims on a basketball goal. needless to say, the rods could not support my weight and collapsed. We all had to shower the rest of the semester with no shower curtains.

i never understood why people would hand out in the lobby of the dorms--Power, Kirby Shitt, etc. only dorks would hang around there.

One of the dorms was constructed where the door for the rooms opened outward. When you knew someone was gone,you could take the pins out of the hinges. This would cause the door to fall when the target unlocks his door upon returning.

The RA I had smoked more pot than anyone in the dorm. Late 70’s early 80’s, fought in Vietnam, and chose to be a hippie. Really cool guy.

Had sex with a redhead with big assets in the shower at 1 am.
I thought he did not know.
Next day hit me up for some beer snd weed money for him to look the other way.

No, I don't think I did, or at least I can't remember. With all the pranks constantly going down, I'm sure we did cross paths though.

I could write a book on all the dumb shite we did in the dorm. There was this redneck on our floor that everyone hated. He would park his truck(shitty Ford Ranger) in a spot underneath our window. We’d throw those garlic butter cups from Papa John’s at his truck. He’d get so kissed but would never confront us over it.

Guy down the hall had an aquarium he never cleaned. His fish died and it started to stink. We took it and dumped the water in the shower while some guy was in there. He threw up the smell was so bad.

Guy next door to us went to bed early every night so he was a frequent target. One night, we turned our speakers against our shared wall and blasted Megadeth or Metallica or some metal band. We made him cry.

Good times.

This kid would scoop his turds out of the toilet and put them in the urinals. So the kids on work study would have to clean them up. fricking animal man.

We used to throw water balloons and milk cartons at the people walking by from 12 floors up. That ended when the RAs finally caught us after two semesters of doing it.

Throw ice water on who ever was taking a shower.

My roommate had a set of dumbbells. He would slam the cinder block wall when someone was in the bathroom. It was really loud and would scare the crap out of you when you weren’t expecting it.

Take the plug out of a can of shaving cream and roll it in somebody’s room.

Good times.