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Posted on 3/11/17 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 4:28 pm to
Sounds like the next Will Farrell movie.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 5:03 pm to
This. Is. Glorious.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138107 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 5:10 pm to
I like how the OP just lit this fire then bailed
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5329 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 5:11 pm to
That's the most solid five hundredth post I've ever read sir.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:17 pm to
Required reading bump
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:23 pm to
This sounds like the basic script outline for a movie or a TV show at least.
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:50 pm to
This was great
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33253 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 10:32 pm to
Thanks for sharing this. We all have something like this to look forward to when our kids put us in a home. We should all be preparing now to be nursing home badarses.

I've heard nursing homes are having problems with old guys all jacked up on Viagra. Tp be acting like that, I bet you boy is on it. You should go down there while he's eating, find it and take it.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33253 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 10:45 pm to
Can't help but picture this guy as looking like Hue Cronin in Cocoon (1985).

This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 10:46 pm
Posted by crawlin king snake
in the weeds
Member since Jul 2015
335 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 11:10 pm to
I knew I should of kicked your arse when I had the chance.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 12:21 am to
You don't come between an old man and his scotch.............I should know.
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 3:24 am to
I had to put my mom in a nursing home earlier this year, it was a really nice place. They had a huge crawfish boil for Easter and mom and I were so surprised that the nursing home provided cold beers for the residents to go with the crawfish. I thought that was pretty awesome of them.

I also found out that many residents were also allowed to have a drink before bed if that was their habit. As long as it was ok with their Dr and wasn't an issue with their meds.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 3:31 am to
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This post was edited on 4/21/17 at 10:04 pm
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22357 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 3:50 am to
Thanks to whoever bumped this thread...I would have never seen it otherwise. Awesome!
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3852 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 4:28 am to
You should have bent his lady over your walker and banged her in front of him while drinking his whiskey.
Posted by Rougaroux
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2017
723 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 7:04 am to
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Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 7:18 am to
This post was edited on 4/21/17 at 9:58 pm
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19099 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 7:28 am to
First I hope the td was as entertaining for you as this post was for us while you were in. Second what happened to you
Third when you are well go take that old man another bottle of whiskey show him who is the damn boss
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
24475 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 7:34 am to
" you should have bent his lady......."

OP is 49, talent is 80+. He better drink ALL the whiskey before starting.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:09 am to
Awesome story!!!
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