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re: Nursing Home Badass
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:09 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:09 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
I just had to share how some little old man punked me and turned me into a beta, while he is gets drunk and laid every night. Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.
pretty damn funny shite...and that last sentence puts it all in perspective!
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:10 pm to Eighteen
that was a quality post, especially considering the retarded stuff that get posted here daily
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:11 pm to BayouCatFan
Why are you in a nursing home? Surgery?
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:20 pm to BayouCatFan
I can not stop laughing. Holy shite this is awesome.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:23 pm to BayouCatFan
Beautiful post.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:30 pm to BayouCatFan
Beta'd by an old dude with nuts hanging down to his knees 
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:31 pm to BayouCatFan
Sound like a sitcom.
Write a pilot, submit it.
Write a pilot, submit it.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:34 pm to SEClint
How did you not go all Deadpool on old man river?
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:35 pm to BayouCatFan
One of the best things I've read on here in a while.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:40 pm to BayouCatFan
Sounds like you could write short stories like Raymond Carver or John Updike
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:51 pm to BayouCatFan
Good way to spend a snowed in Saturday afternoon. Thanks
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:56 pm to BayouCatFan
If this is true I feel sorry for you on several different levels.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:56 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:57 pm to BayouCatFan
Great story!
Hope your rehab is going well. I got punched by an 89 year old demented guy when I was doing traveling PT. He was about 5,1" 110 lbs but his form was perfect and it was quick as could be. Found out later he had been on Normandy.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 3/11/17 at 3:09 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:
Beta'd by an old dude with nuts hanging down to his knees
Bayou should have grabbed that saggy sack. Its hard to be a badass if someone has your balls in their hand.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 3:13 pm to BayouCatFan
This is an awesome tale, thanks for it
I hope you fully recover
I hope you fully recover
Posted on 3/11/17 at 4:08 pm to BayouCatFan
Do I know you?
Posted on 3/11/17 at 4:09 pm to BayouCatFan
Thread of the year candidate
Posted on 3/11/17 at 4:19 pm to Scruffy
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 4:26 pm to alphaandomega
Badass old dude: (sets nuts on table) What's the difference between these nuts and your nuts?
OP:What?
Badass old dude: These nuts are empty
DAMN
OP:What?
Badass old dude: These nuts are empty
DAMN
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