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(NSFW) Rejoice. Rejoice. Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises Will Be On Sale This Year!

Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:30 am
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40387 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:30 am


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Sexbot company Realbotix has announced that it will be releasing a male sex robot with a “bionic penis” that would be “better than a vibrator.”


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Company Claims That Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises Will Be On Sale This Year? Providr.Com Editorial Team, Staff Writer January 1, 2018 Sexbot company Realbotix has announced that it will be releasing a male sex robot with a “bionic penis” that would be “better than a vibrator.” RealDoll Matt McMullen, CEO of Realbotix, has revealed that his company plans to release a male sexbot in 2018. Speaking to Daily Star Online last week, McMullen said, “We’ll eventually have a male and a female platform available.” He speculated that the male robot could be plugged in to “go as long as you want” and that “the sky’s the limit” when it comes to penis size. He also says that the robot’s body would look like the male sex dolls currently made by sister company RealDoll.


A BBC male sex robot?

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According to McMullen, the push for a male sex robot is all about equality. “We have equal interest in male and female versions of what we’re doing,” he told The Star. “We get a lot of people gravitating to the fact that we’ve just made a female robot so far. People have accused us of objectifying women, but it’s important that people know that this is more than a sex toy.” Indeed, McMullen claims, many women are interested in male robots as “companions to talk to and interact with.”




I'll order the female version. I can turn her on anytime I want to. And I can turn her off - just like I do with my wife - anytime I want to as well.


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This post was edited on 2/12/18 at 10:32 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:32 am to
make sure to repost this on the soccer board
Posted by TDcline
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:33 am to
Why does the ideal robot for women have a six pack? All the fat dudes on here told me women really like Dad bods...
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:33 am to
I'm waiting for the Pakistani version to come out. So stoked!
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:34 am to
Rex and Owlie already have theirs on backdoorder.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:36 am to
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All the fat dudes on here told me women really like Dad bods...


Gay dudes don't.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:37 am to
Maybe our resident Planet Fitness contractor can install these in the locker rooms.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
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Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:38 am to
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backdoorder
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22083 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:45 am to
aggy board.



Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:50 am to
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Bionic Penises

complete with the Steve Austin wav.file?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138858 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:51 am to
wood?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:52 am to
They could at least make his expression a little more enthusiastic. He looks miserable.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138858 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:52 am to
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They could at least make his expression a little more enthusiastic. He looks miserable.
they were going for authenticity, toots
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26817 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:53 am to
I’m gonna have to sue this company for using my likeness without permission. I’m sure it’ll end up being an OT class action suit.

Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40387 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:54 am to
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hey could at least make his expression a little more enthusiastic. He looks miserable.


He's no dummy. Even he knows that being stuck with the same woman for the rest of his electronic life is not going to be pleasurable.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10266 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:05 am to
Finally!
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23102 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:07 am to
your sig pic does not mesh well with this post.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:10 am to
Sometimes that robot, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a robot, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he dicks ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the bed turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:14 am to
ha...no hover hands
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 11:16 am to
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He's no dummy. Even he knows that being stuck with the same woman for the rest of his electronic life is not going to be pleasurable.


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