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re: NSFW: 20 questions women think about when knocking boots
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:27 pm to tke857
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:27 pm to tke857
1. Not sure, maybe its s subconscious thing for me at at least.
2. Whatever you are best at, rhythm is king for me.
3. Yeah dont touch me there.
4. I make sure its nice and trimmed, not completely shaven though.
5. Some hair doesnt matter to me, just dont be a jungle that I have to fight through.
6. Its nice but its coming off pretty fast so its not a huge deal anyway.
7. Thinking about a girl thats hotter than you.
8. FeelsBadMan
9. Guess its a dominance thing.
10. Na
11. I dont mind, as long as its not super heavy.
12. Getting a whiff of a bad smell, seeing something gross suddenly on your body.
13. Yes it has happened once, but I am actually thankful because the girl was about a 4/10. But I wouldnt want it to happen again, I learned my limits.
14. Yes, if i feel like crap or if I am super stressed out about something. But this is very rare.
15. Hard
16. Never done it actually which is unfortunate.
17. No, I dont even pay attention to the guy.
18. Yeah you better swallow, stop complaining.
19. Nope
20. Doesnt matter what you do, but just dont leave them lonely just hanging there.
2. Whatever you are best at, rhythm is king for me.
3. Yeah dont touch me there.
4. I make sure its nice and trimmed, not completely shaven though.
5. Some hair doesnt matter to me, just dont be a jungle that I have to fight through.
6. Its nice but its coming off pretty fast so its not a huge deal anyway.
7. Thinking about a girl thats hotter than you.
8. FeelsBadMan
9. Guess its a dominance thing.
10. Na
11. I dont mind, as long as its not super heavy.
12. Getting a whiff of a bad smell, seeing something gross suddenly on your body.
13. Yes it has happened once, but I am actually thankful because the girl was about a 4/10. But I wouldnt want it to happen again, I learned my limits.
14. Yes, if i feel like crap or if I am super stressed out about something. But this is very rare.
15. Hard
16. Never done it actually which is unfortunate.
17. No, I dont even pay attention to the guy.
18. Yeah you better swallow, stop complaining.
19. Nope
20. Doesnt matter what you do, but just dont leave them lonely just hanging there.
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Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:29 pm to tke857
Be a shame if someone derailed your thread OP
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:30 pm to HempHead
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IWHI and make her play with my a-hole.
fify
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:31 pm to Ingeniero
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Ingeniero
Goddamnit.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:31 pm to The Mick
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11.Period sex: yay or nay?
Yay. License to not pull out
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:32 pm to tke857
She got a pretty mouth.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:32 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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12.What are the ultimate boner killers? Like if you’re mom calls during sex, do you think you could keep going?
That time, during sex, you farted like a Clydesdale! Yeah that totally made me like a shy turtle.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:42 pm to The Mick
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20.And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?
I thought this was obvious. Suck on them while stroking the shaft
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:42 pm to tke857
Her dad must be proud of her writing accomplishements
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:44 pm to The Mick
1. Probably because they're pinched up or itching. Don't think too far into it
2. Unless your hands are super tiny, you'd have nowhere to put your mouth. Girth Brooks strikes again
3. Better to ask forgiveness than permission
4. Laziness
5. Let's be real - if you look down and go "whoa", imagine our reaction when we slide the pants off. If you wouldn't hop in it...we'll still probably hop in it, but we won't be as happy about it.
6. No need - just an added step
7. Either the words to the national anthem, if we remembered to lock our door, or that if we died right now, this is how we'll look when the coroner comes, so "make sure you're playing it cool"
8. Discomfort Scale: Shitting a pine cone
9. I've only ever been asked to do that - it's not my go to move
10. Have you ever tasted your own ejaculate?
11. Eh
12. I've never had a moment that frustrating before, but I imagine repeated phone calls from a family member might do the trick.
13. Nope, I'm an adult and know the threshold where it becomes a proponent for ED
14. Are you ever “not in the mood”?
15. "What's it like to have to pee with a boner?"
16. Doesn't do anything for me, but hey - to each their own.
17. Do you feel emasculated when you watch porn?
18. Don't know, Don't care, Doesn't matter, had sex
19. Do you think you’d perform differently if you were trying to conceive a child? Like would the knowledge that you’re potentially procreating cause you to switch up your style?
Yeah, new style would be the running man
20. And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?
2. Unless your hands are super tiny, you'd have nowhere to put your mouth. Girth Brooks strikes again
3. Better to ask forgiveness than permission
4. Laziness
5. Let's be real - if you look down and go "whoa", imagine our reaction when we slide the pants off. If you wouldn't hop in it...we'll still probably hop in it, but we won't be as happy about it.
6. No need - just an added step
7. Either the words to the national anthem, if we remembered to lock our door, or that if we died right now, this is how we'll look when the coroner comes, so "make sure you're playing it cool"
8. Discomfort Scale: Shitting a pine cone
9. I've only ever been asked to do that - it's not my go to move
10. Have you ever tasted your own ejaculate?
11. Eh
12. I've never had a moment that frustrating before, but I imagine repeated phone calls from a family member might do the trick.
13. Nope, I'm an adult and know the threshold where it becomes a proponent for ED
14. Are you ever “not in the mood”?
15. "What's it like to have to pee with a boner?"
16. Doesn't do anything for me, but hey - to each their own.
17. Do you feel emasculated when you watch porn?
18. Don't know, Don't care, Doesn't matter, had sex
19. Do you think you’d perform differently if you were trying to conceive a child? Like would the knowledge that you’re potentially procreating cause you to switch up your style?
Yeah, new style would be the running man
20. And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:48 pm to The Mick
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1.When you’re getting head and you reach down to touch your balls, what are you trying to convey? Do you want us to touch them? Is it something you enjoy doing on your own? Use your words, please. Even a grunt would be appreciated.
I don't do this
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2.Again, when it comes to head (balls excluded) do you prefer the hands-on-the-shaft approach or do you want the whole “look ma, no hands,” thing?
Switch it up
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3.We’re not in any way obligated to go near you arse, right? Is that something the majority of you don’t think about? Or are we completely just conditioned into thinking so?
You can avoid my arse...unless you're a hard 8 or above and you insist you want to lick it, then I'm not saying no. But I am not asking for it ever. FYI: Its nasty down there.
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4.To those of you who don’t manscape, why is that? Is it a matter of laziness or just personal preference? Do you not know how?
I trim the hedges.
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5.Keeping up with the pubic hair (far more interesting than The Kardashians), do you give a shite if we have hair down there? Like would it actually deter you from having sex?
Just keep it manicured and I don't care what it is.
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6.Lingerie: worth the money or just an unnecessary frilly hurdle? For us to wear, not you, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
frilly hurdle. Hottest thing to me is boy shorts and one of my over sized t-shirts
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7.You guys close your eyes from time to time. Whatcha thinkin’ about? I’m sure it varies, but there has to be some sort of general constant. Is it other women? Is it your car payment?
Nothing. Why do women always think we're thinking about something? Getting your dick touched feels good. I'm thinking about how it feels good.
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8.What do blue balls feel like?
Like really sore muscles that are sensitive to the touch that happen to be dangling between your legs.
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9.Why do some of you have the compulsion to ejaculate on a woman’s face? Would you like ejaculate on your face? I don’t think so.
Its hilarious. And I don't mind if your vag juice gets on my face.
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10.Have you ever tasted your own ejaculate? (Why am I allowed to write for the internet?)
frick. No.
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11.Period sex: yay or nay?
Depends, but usually...sure.
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12.What are the ultimate boner killers? Like if you’re mom calls during sex, do you think you could keep going?
No if I answered, but I'd never answer. Biggest boner killers are when a woman says something like "I want to have your baby" or "I love you" and you're having a one night stand. Other than that, its hard to calm me down.
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13.Whiskey dick: has it ever happened to you? If so, why would you continue to drink to the point it happens again?
Of course it happens. Has happened to me dozens of times. I like getting drunk and getting vagina is not a sure thing so I might as well get drunk
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14.Are you ever “not in the mood”? If so, what could be the cause of that?
Really sick. That's about it.
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15.What’s it like to have to pee with a boner?
Like trying to chug a beer while keeping your elbow straight.
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16.Titty-fricking: what’s the appeal?
Its hilarious.
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17.Do you feel emasculated when you watch porn?
WTF? Why would this happen?
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18.Does spitting or swallowing actually matter to you or do you not really give a shite what happens the moment it comes out?
Not really, but I definitely form a different opinion of the chick one way or the other.
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19.Do you think you’d perform differently if you were trying to conceive a child? Like would the knowledge that you’re potentially procreating cause you to switch up your style?
Probably.
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20.And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?
Pop one in your mouth once then be done with it.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:50 pm to tke857
7. you guys close your eyes
Expecting when they are re-open you brought me my sandwich.
Expecting when they are re-open you brought me my sandwich.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:50 pm to The Mick
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15.What’s it like to have to pee with a boner?
Ever tried to chug a beer with your elbow straight?
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:51 pm to The Mick
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1.When you’re getting head and you reach down to touch your balls, what are you trying to convey? Do you want us to touch them? Is it something you enjoy doing on your own? Use your words, please. Even a grunt would be appreciated.
YES, PAY ATTENTION TO THE BALLS DURING ORAL
2.Again, when it comes to head (balls excluded) do you prefer the hands-on-the-shaft approach or do you want the whole “look ma, no hands,” thing?
BOTH - SWITCH IT UP, VARIETY IS ALMOST ALWAYS THE CORRECT ANSWER
3.We’re not in any way obligated to go near you arse, right? Is that something the majority of you don’t think about? Or are we completely just conditioned into thinking so?
NOT USUALLY - MAYBE A LITTLE TOUCH WHEN I'M REALLY DRUNK
4.To those of you who don’t manscape, why is that? Is it a matter of laziness or just personal preference? Do you not know how?
I SAY YOU GOTTA KEEP IT MAINTAINED. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T THEY PROBABLY DON'T REALIZE WOMEN CARE ABOUT IT.
5.Keeping up with the pubic hair (far more interesting than The Kardashians), do you give a shite if we have hair down there? Like would it actually deter you from having sex?
WOULD BE HARD TO COMPLETELY DETER, BUT OF COURSE WE WANT IT TO BE MAINTAINED.
6.Lingerie: worth the money or just an unnecessary frilly hurdle? For us to wear, not you, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
NOT A BIG DEAL. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE IS NICE.
7.You guys close your eyes from time to time. Whatcha thinkin’ about? I’m sure it varies, but there has to be some sort of general constant. Is it other women? Is it your car payment?
LIKELY EITHER THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN OR POSSIBLY CONCENTRATING ON NOT CLIMAXING YET IF NOT READY.
8.What do blue balls feel like?
LIKE SOMEONE IS SQUEEZING THEM A LITTLE TOO HARD.
9.Why do some of you have the compulsion to ejaculate on a woman’s face? Would you like ejaculate on your face? I don’t think so.
I GUESS IT'S A BIT OF A DOMINATION/MARKING TERRITORY KIND OF THING. IT JUST APPEALING EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. SOMETIMES SEX IS PRETTY PRIMAL, WHAT CAN WE SAY?
10.Have you ever tasted your own ejaculate? (Why am I allowed to write for the internet?)
I HAVE BEFORE.
11.Period sex: yay or nay?
USUALLY NAY, BLOOD IS JUST TOO MESSY, I CAN WAIT.
12.What are the ultimate boner killers? Like if you’re mom calls during sex, do you think you could keep going?
CAN'T REALLY THINK OF MUCH. BAG HYGIENE ON A WOMAN WOULD BE.
13.Whiskey dick: has it ever happened to you? If so, why would you continue to drink to the point it happens again?
YES, A TIME OR TWO. I STILL DRINK BECAUSE THAT CONSEQUENCE IS VERY RARE AND I LIKE TO DRINK.
14.Are you ever “not in the mood”? If so, what could be the cause of that?
NOW THAT MARRIED WITH KIDS - YES. CAUSE - BEING REALLY TIRED, REALLY STRESSED - USUALLY BECAUSE OF KIDS.
15.What’s it like to have to pee with a boner?
CUMBERSOME. KIND OF AWESOME IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE THOUGH.
16.Titty-fricking: what’s the appeal?
I LOVE TITTIES. I LOVE frickING. PRETTY SIMPLE.
17.Do you feel emasculated when you watch porn?
NOT AT ALL
18.Does spitting or swallowing actually matter to you or do you not really give a shite what happens the moment it comes out?
DON'T CARE THAT MUCH. THE IMPORTANT PART IS WILLINGNESS OF WOMEN TO FINISH THE BJ TO COMPLETION AND NOT TURN IT INTO A HJ AT THE MOST CRUCIAL POINT.
19.Do you think you’d perform differently if you were trying to conceive a child? Like would the knowledge that you’re potentially procreating cause you to switch up your style?
NO
20.And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?
LICK SUCK TICKLE, ETC.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:52 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Ever tried to chug a beer with your elbow straight?
Fantastic analogy.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:54 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I like getting drunk and getting vagina is not a sure thing so I might as well get drunk
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this shite here
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:56 pm to tke857
That's actually way more than 20 questions.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 1:58 pm to k wilk
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That's actually way more than 20 questions.
She's a woman.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 2:00 pm to tke857
She looks kinky af.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 2:00 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
quote:
1.When you’re getting head and you reach down to touch your balls, what are you trying to convey? Do you want us to touch them? Is it something you enjoy doing on your own? Use your words, please. Even a grunt would be appreciated.
I don't do this
quote:
2.Again, when it comes to head (balls excluded) do you prefer the hands-on-the-shaft approach or do you want the whole “look ma, no hands,” thing?
Switch it up
quote:
3.We’re not in any way obligated to go near you arse, right? Is that something the majority of you don’t think about? Or are we completely just conditioned into thinking so?
You can avoid my arse...unless you're a hard 8 or above and you insist you want to lick it, then I'm not saying no. But I am not asking for it ever. FYI: Its nasty down there.
quote:
4.To those of you who don’t manscape, why is that? Is it a matter of laziness or just personal preference? Do you not know how?
I trim the hedges.
quote:
5.Keeping up with the pubic hair (far more interesting than The Kardashians), do you give a shite if we have hair down there? Like would it actually deter you from having sex?
Just keep it manicured and I don't care what it is.
quote:
6.Lingerie: worth the money or just an unnecessary frilly hurdle? For us to wear, not you, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
frilly hurdle. Hottest thing to me is boy shorts and one of my over sized t-shirts
quote:
7.You guys close your eyes from time to time. Whatcha thinkin’ about? I’m sure it varies, but there has to be some sort of general constant. Is it other women? Is it your car payment?
Nothing. Why do women always think we're thinking about something? Getting your dick touched feels good. I'm thinking about how it feels good.
quote:
8.What do blue balls feel like?
Like really sore muscles that are sensitive to the touch that happen to be dangling between your legs.
quote:
9.Why do some of you have the compulsion to ejaculate on a woman’s face? Would you like ejaculate on your face? I don’t think so.
Its hilarious. And I don't mind if your vag juice gets on my face.
quote:
10.Have you ever tasted your own ejaculate? (Why am I allowed to write for the internet?)
frick. No.
quote:
11.Period sex: yay or nay?
Depends, but usually...sure.
quote:
12.What are the ultimate boner killers? Like if you’re mom calls during sex, do you think you could keep going?
No if I answered, but I'd never answer. Biggest boner killers are when a woman says something like "I want to have your baby" or "I love you" and you're having a one night stand. Other than that, its hard to calm me down.
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13.Whiskey dick: has it ever happened to you? If so, why would you continue to drink to the point it happens again?
Of course it happens. Has happened to me dozens of times. I like getting drunk and getting vagina is not a sure thing so I might as well get drunk
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14.Are you ever “not in the mood”? If so, what could be the cause of that?
Really sick. That's about it.
quote:
15.What’s it like to have to pee with a boner?
Like trying to chug a beer while keeping your elbow straight.
quote:
16.Titty-fricking: what’s the appeal?
Its hilarious.
quote:
17.Do you feel emasculated when you watch porn?
WTF? Why would this happen?
quote:
18.Does spitting or swallowing actually matter to you or do you not really give a shite what happens the moment it comes out?
Not really, but I definitely form a different opinion of the chick one way or the other.
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19.Do you think you’d perform differently if you were trying to conceive a child? Like would the knowledge that you’re potentially procreating cause you to switch up your style?
Probably.
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20.And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?
Pop one in your mouth once then be done with it.
I appoint you as my spokesman on the matter.
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