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Now they’ve gone too far..gender neutral playing cards

Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:34 pm
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:34 pm
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“Indy Mellink, a Dutch card fan, was explaining a game to her cousins last summer when she asked herself: why should a king be worth more than a queen?”

“The 23-year-old forensic psychology graduate, encouraged by her father, decided it was time to break with the centuries-old tradition of sexual inequality in playing card decks that rank men above women.”

“she designed a genderless deck in which the images of a king, queen and jack were replaced with gold, silver and bronze.”


Can you imagine in a home poker game instead of saying “quad kings..read them and weep”, you say “4 gold bars...read them and weep”? Who would want to play in that game?

Why not go full woke my making a trans card where the queen is a actually a king and vice versa? At least that’d be some funny shite.

What’s with the obsession with everything has to be equal? What next? Making the winners give money back to the losers at the end of the Poker night so no feelings are hurt?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:36 pm to
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why should a king be worth more than a queen?”


And why should a Queen be worth more than a Jack?

And are Aces high or low? frick.
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3264 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:36 pm to
Guess she's never played chess.
Posted by lazy
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:38 pm to
So don't buy them you snowflake.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:38 pm to
in the fire the only game our social overlords will allow us to play will be checkers.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16418 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:43 pm to
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in the fire the only game our social overlords will allow us to play will be checkers.

Why do you say "king me" when you make it to the other side? Why is only the "King" allowed to move forward & backwards?

Will you be allowed to jump the black checkers?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66858 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:45 pm to
good point. Checkers promotes white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies that must’ve be abolished.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:46 pm to
She better not come after pidro
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:47 pm to
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Indy Mellink, a Dutch card fan, was explaining a game to her cousins last summer when she asked herself: why should a king be worth more than a queen?”


God Dammit Indy, just teach the kids how to play go fish.
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:47 pm to
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she asked herself: why should a king be worth more than a queen?”


If a country has both a King and a Queen, the King is the superior. It's just how it is. That's why the king in cards is valued as superior.

Dumb assholes these days just have to make life more complicated. And society makes these people famous for it. fricking attention whores!
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95781 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:47 pm to
Not what I was expecting.

I thought this would be a deck of card with RuPaul and Richard Simmons as queens.
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:48 pm to
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“she designed a genderless deck in which the images of a king, queen and jack were replaced with gold, silver and bronze.”


How does she think silver and bronze feel when gold beats them every single time? Metals have feelings too.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:48 pm to
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“The 23-year-old forensic psychology graduate, encouraged by her father, decided it was time to break with the centuries-old tradition of sexual inequality in playing card decks that rank men above women.”


Is she suggesting that women can't be kings and men can't be queens?


What a nazi
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:49 pm to
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So don't buy them you snowflake.



Says the guy defending gender neutral playing cards...a s if there was some major outcry for such a thing.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11340 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:49 pm to
do these people ever just enjoy anything????
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57497 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:49 pm to
would you say that you are triggered by playing cards?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:49 pm to
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in the fire the only game our social overlords will allow us to play will be checkers.




Nope, since the black ones go second. That's racist.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3901 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:51 pm to
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Indy Mellink, a Dutch card fan, was explaining a game to her cousins last summer when she asked herself: why should a king be worth more than a queen


Because women are physically inferior to men, have significantly smaller brains and gender specific hormonal endocrinology makes them behave in irrational ways.

Surprised she never learned any of this in her forensic psychology classes.
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:57 pm to
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She better not come after pidro
that game is above her level of thinking
Posted by Areddishfish
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/21/21 at 2:59 pm to
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you say “4 gold bars...read them and weep”?


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