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North Korea: How bad are they getting hit?

Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:53 am
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:53 am
Given their lack of medical resources, number of border crossings with China, and some of the worst malnourishment this side of Iritrea they must be getting slammed harder than anywhere in the world yet I have yet to even see a decent secondhand report from the country other than one that said hundreds of DPRK soldier died and one that said they were secretly begging for aid while claiming no cases.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43107 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:54 am to
Zero cases
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:54 am to
We'll never know
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:54 am to
They have the most effective means of stopping the virus: they kill anyone who they presume to test positive
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17911 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Eritrea
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103065 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:56 am to
Kim Jong healed them all with his hands.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:56 am to
Coronavirus got there and caught Kim Jung fever and died. No more Coronavirus there.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22529 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:57 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:57 am to
Sorry, coronavirus isn't allowed in the People's Republic.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
3348 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:00 am to
Zero cases.

Word is Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is using his telepathic powers to put up a microbial shield around Best Korea.

Posted by thadcastle
Member since Dec 2019
2615 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:00 am to
3/26/20 8:57 am 1 case
3/26/20 9:00 am 0 cases
3/26/20 9:35 am 1 case
3/26/20 9:40 am 0 cases
3/26/20 11:00 am 1 case
3/26/20 11:30 am 0 cases


So they are doing pretty good flattening the curve


ETA: damnit bamartr
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 11:03 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:00 am to
NK is a shithole. Someone really just needs to go in there and take over.

They have relationships with who? Some African nations, some South American nations.. China and Russia, but does anyone really depend on them?

I know that's not practical, but it would be logical.
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:02 am to
Are they counting the ones they shoot as recovered?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:02 am to
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They have the most effective means of stopping the virus: they kill anyone who they presume to test positive
That seems effective until you realize the natural response of the citizens is to just not tell anyone when they suspect they have it and carry on as best they can like normal so that they won’t be murdered... which means it could spread out of control.
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 11:03 am
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202881 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:05 am to
Well it's not that much of a border country. It's hard to get in and almost impossible to get out. The country sucks as a while but with the restrictions they have in everyday life may be helping them at this point.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37093 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:07 am to
Besides the obvious "they just get shot", how would the virus make it into NOKO? I would imagine the borders have been locked even tighter than before.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22529 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:07 am to
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Are they counting the ones they shoot as recovered?

Well they can’t get sick again so yeah. Dear Supreme Leader has got this all figured out
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 11:08 am
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:28 am to
I dunno but they will win all the gold medals at the nonexistent Olympics
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:30 am to
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It's hard to get in


Read a book. They have people sneak out to china all the time and vice versa.. People who have families there bring them shite from China.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15156 posts
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:32 am to
I’m going to text Kim later and I’ll let y’all know what he says
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