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re: North Carolina mother accused of trading her toddler for a car

Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:12 am to
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:12 am to
quote:

classic

you know that bad baby has automatic seat belts
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:12 am to
yeah, there's no market for teens. The ROI is just too low.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

to find out that it’s biological mother traded it for a 17 year old piece of shite car and that poor kid is


2019 - 1992 = 17...?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76084 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:14 am to
Dammit....beat me to it!
Posted by The Implication
south philly
Member since Sep 2019
527 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:14 am to
32 hwy mpg

That kid will go far.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:14 am to
quote:

God, one day that kid is going to find out that it’s biological mother traded it for a 17 year old piece of shite car and that poor kid is going to have self-esteem issues for the rest of it’s life.


Derp. Math be hard fer me.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:15 am to
quote:

yeah, there's no market for teens. 




..bullshite
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:15 am to
Sorry, I have fat fingers and crippling denial that 1992 was 27 years ago...
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71184 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:17 am to
quote:

she gave up her 1-year-old to a couple in exchange for their 1992 Plymouth Laser in 2018


Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:20 am to
quote:

gave up her 1-year-old



quote:

1992 Plymouth Laser



I think that's a fair trade.


Is someone suing? Does someone think they didn't get a worthy exchange of goods?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76084 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:23 am to
Definitely should have been some boot thrown in. A one year old has to equal at least an '03 Civic.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:24 am to
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What can I get for a teenager?


The screen name "NavyTiger74"
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:30 am to
quote:

What can I get for a teenager?


A 1974 Ford Pinto in pristine condition.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:37 am to
Say what you want, but I’d rather have a car than a kid.
Posted by Crackerj
Member since May 2018
182 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:39 am to
Good to see the barter system is still in play in this day and age.

Really though, this has to be the best thing that could happen to the child. Being on either end of that “deal” doesn’t really scream good parent material
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:40 am to
GD mutants......
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:42 am to
Where were these car dealers when i had young kids?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42734 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:52 am to
String her up
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17816 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:04 pm to
I didn't know this was illegal I mean obviously it's terrible from a moral standpoint, but I didn't know it was actually something for it im the law books.

Reminds me of a drunk conversation I had with friends once. If an extremely rich pereon came up to you in the hospital asking for your newborn for 50 mill, would you give it up. Drunk me would take that deal in a heartbeat, but then again drunk me is also a terrible decision maker.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:04 pm to
Toddler goes to childless but loving couple.

Those three pieces of shite go to the chair.
Fire up the genny.
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