NOLA's last stand: pressing issues

Inspired by the tool-ish post about why citizens don't do anything to help the city, lets talk real issues. And statues aren't real issues, they were just the flashpoint of a long standing, simmering anger by citizens of the city and surrounding areas.

1. Incompetent, corrupt local government. Long standing cronyism coupled with voters who are dumber than dog shite means the same people are voted in time and time again. Maybe not to the same position, but it seems to be a chronic recycling of the same political losers who...surprise surprise.... have the same color skin as most of the deadbeats who live in the city.

2. Culture of irresponsibility and laziness. Is NOLA the city time forgot, or is it the city that forgot time. Seems it is the latter. Try going to get something done at City Hall or any other city agency. Lazy, incompetent dregs of society that civil service has hired and for some reason, are impossible to fire. And what is with the same piss poor attitude that permeates any city agency. Its like you are inconveniencing them if you come in an need something. Also, I've seen slugs move faster than some of these jackasses who work in city agencies.

3. Terrible schools. The New Orleans School Board could never get the job done. They haven't been for decades, and now they want control over the public schools back. Also, I would never send my child to a public school in the city. The schools are terrible, but some are filled with animals who start going to a school of crime at a young age due to the "cultcha" of a certain demographic. Nobody in their right mind would send their kid to a school like that.

4. No jobs. Big companies have fled the city. It has nothing positive to offer them. It only offers them high taxes, poor infrastructure, and an endless pool of the dumbest, laziest employees in the nation. What happened to work ethic? I think it went out the window when people figured out it was more lucrative to sit on their asses rather than work. Service industry has jobs to offer. But wouldn't it be more worthwhile and profitable to go out and rob someone or sell drugs?

5. Poor roads, infrastructure. You need a tank to navigate some of the streets. I thoroughly enjoy having the suspension of my car beat to shite driving through Lakeview or Uptown. Or how about a Boil water advisory every few months. Don't brush your teeth because you may catch some fecal bacteria from the public water supply.