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re: NOLA: Car "Fell Out" of Parking Garage

Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:33 am to
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:33 am to
So for those who have parked in this garage, do you park yourself or do they have attendants do it for you?
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33920 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:33 am to
You park your own car unless a valet driver picks your car up from a nearby hotel.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51669 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:40 am to
This was the NOLA serial killer's work. The valet driver knew something regarding the two bodies found along the interstate recently (one was dismembered). He drugged him, put him in the driver's seat and somehow made the accelerator stick, causing the car to accelerate at a high rate of speed, jumping the 18" concrete barrier, and smashing through the window to plummet 50 feet below. Everyone assumes the crash killed the "driver" and by the time the autopsy shows otherwise, the killer had time to regroup.

This post was edited on 6/10/15 at 8:41 am
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12807 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Y'all think it was a suicide?



it would be a pretty ridiculous way to attempt.

if taking completely unfounded guesses, ill go with medical emergency while driving and hit gas accidentally.
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:47 am to
Man? But the ot swore it was a woman.
Posted by Jwodie
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
7497 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:50 am to
quote:

This was the NOLA serial killer's work. The valet driver knew something regarding the two bodies found along the interstate recently (one was dismembered). He drugged him, put him in the driver's seat and somehow made the accelerator stick, causing the car to accelerate at a high rate of speed, jumping the 18" concrete barrier, and smashing through the window to plummet 50 feet below. Everyone assumes the crash killed the "driver" and by the time the autopsy shows otherwise, the killer had time to regroup.


Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19699 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:50 am to
quote:

ill go with dropped phone while driving and hit gas accidentally.


FTFY
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7636 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:51 am to
News reports confirm it was a man. No word on if the driver was the owner of the vehicle or not.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35472 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

@ShebaTurk


Walked by her. She's hotter in person. Looked like she smelled nice too.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19699 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Looked like she smelled nice too.


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Winkface


Whew, I was worried about you. Glad you're ok
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7636 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:05 am to




That is quite a barrier to jump in a parking garage.



Looks like a Titan.
This post was edited on 6/10/15 at 9:06 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51669 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:06 am to

Holy shite! How the hell does one jump that barrier IN A PARKING GARAGE?!
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35472 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:08 am to
I'm sure the federal building across the street has video of the moment it busted out.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35472 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:09 am to
That's the floor beneath the one he jumped. I assume that window was broken by the barrier.
Posted by GFaceKillah
Welcome to the Third World
Member since Nov 2005
5935 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:11 am to
That picture is from the floor below where the car exited the garage.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:12 am to
Holy crap.
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7636 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:22 am to
quote:

That's the floor beneath the one he jumped. I assume that window was broken by the barrier.



I was wondering why the window wasn't completely busted out.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12807 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:24 am to
quote:



I was wondering why the window wasn't completely busted out.


didnt strike you as odd that the barrier was undamaged?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21874 posts
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:24 am to
That window is half the size of the parking spot.
Dammit, look at the yellow lines.



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