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re: Noah's Ark found?

Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1148 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 3:39 pm to
Did the kangaroo jump all the way from the middle east to Australia, leaving no evidence behind?

Of course not!

Noah's ark didnt literally happen!
Posted by coffeesmeller
Member since Nov 2021
161 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:05 pm to
amen
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36151 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:10 pm to
Yep. Like that gigantic whale that swallowed that dude whole and spit him up later.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16896 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:43 pm to
This has been a fun read. Despite the posturing what do we know to be more or less accurate?

Multiple cultures across the world have myths of early catastrophic floods.

Many of these were carried from oral traditions prior to being written down, so we really cant tell what the originating timeframe was.

The stories from the ME are similar enough to where we can assume they originated from a single event.

We know that there was a period of flooding during the end of the ice age, which could have included catastrophic flooding as ice bridges or other natural dams were breached in the Black Sea and Persian Gulf.

There is growing evidence of an impact on the ice shelf from a comet or other body about 12,000 years ago, which would have been a planet wide catastrophe.

I personally think these stories are a planet wide shared memory of an earth altering event, all painted with the regional religions and told since ancient times.

The question should be what about this tale is so important to humankind that it was remembered, retold and is still being discussed today? What message is important enough to make it through 1,000s of years.

Yeah..I read Graham Hancock.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 7:48 pm
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
686 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:00 pm to


Is that red an amplitude anomaly?

Let’s reprocess, then drill that bad boy!
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
7477 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:08 pm to
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Can find things 46 billion light years away or diameter of 92 billion light years, yet still not found Noah’s Ark. Fables are tough to find. Unbelievability easy to find.


Not a great argument. For literally hundreds of years people thought the ancient city of Troy was just a myth and a fable about taking advantage of hospitality/stealing wives. Until in 1871 they actually found Troy.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 8:08 pm
Posted by thetruthisnotkind
Houston
Member since Nov 2022
280 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:26 pm to
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Christian context


It’s a Jewish story, but I’m sure you’re the one with the facts.
Posted by Prodigal Son
Member since May 2023
1201 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

a quick ChatGPT (who I'm sure you think is run by some crazy liberals) search explains

Now that’s an interesting appeal to “authority.”

Atheists: The earth is 4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD.

Also atheists: “We’ve learned absolutely all there is to know, in and about the universe, in the last 150-200 years. Trust me bro.”

Get.
Out.
Posted by Cfrobel
Member since Nov 2019
313 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Atheists: The earth is 4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD.


Outside of religious extremists the age of the earth is widely accepted by far more than just atheists.

quote:

“We’ve learned absolutely all there is to know, in and about the universe, in the last 150-200 years.


The study of astronomy goes back millenniums and there are plenty of ongoing debates regarding the validity of the Standard Cosmological Model.

Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
3547 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:51 pm to
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools...
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
67912 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:00 pm to
I thought you were dead? shite.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36151 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:55 pm to
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I thought you were dead? shite.

Nope. Just a 7.5 year forced nap. Lol. I forgot how to embed emojis. facepalm
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 10:58 pm
Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4832 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 2:01 am to
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The laws of physics do not apply to your peanut mind in the house of God.


Well, isn’t that convenient?
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
24411 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 2:25 am to
quote:

It’s a Jewish story, but I’m sure you’re the one with the facts.


Its called the old testament. Plenty of other Jewish stories in there.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 2:27 am
Posted by Eugene Dogwood
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
760 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 2:40 am to
Better hope you are right.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67944 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 3:21 am to
quote:

Don't you mean Utnapishtim's Ark from the Epic of Gilgamesh?


I’m not sure why this keeps getting posted and upvoted seeing as Noah’s story predates Gilgamesh.
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
10510 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:02 am to
Oh so just because ChatGPT said it didn’t happen means there’s no God or anything huh? Lol

You keep listening to your stupid robot and I’ll continue to serve my God in heaven until the day I die.

I feel sorry for souls like you if you never seek the Lord. Hell is a horrible place my man. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody but it’s it’s up to you. You can keep thinking that’s all a fairytale if you want but the signs that God is definitely real is all around you. You just choose not to believe.
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1148 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:29 am to
I believe in God but not Noah's ark.

There is no evidence of Noah's ark in the geological column. Instead we see very solely primitive creatures at the very bottom and much more complex ones at the top.

You wont see a squirrel in the Cambrian layers. This wouldnt make sense if the story Noah's ark is legit.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:44 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
60836 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:44 am to
quote:

no
Noah’s ark is a parable not a historical event.
use your head


Yet it’s interesting that virtually every single culture and religion throughout the world references it.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
30523 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:55 am to
They reference a guy building a boat and putting 2 or every animal on it? But not trees or insects or birds or plants or anything else, and is able to get them all from all the different continents and even gets all the species variations and such and redistributes them all right back where they came from. And then when they get there survive somehow because there’s only two of them and they need to eat, so as soon as they do the thing they ate is extinct (so why save it in the first place). Or for herbivores all the plant life is gone. And for some reason we aren’t left with a bunch of retard animals since inbreeding is inevitable since there’s only two….


I can’t imagine being a living, breathing, thinking adult
and believing "yup definitely happened"

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