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re: Noah had dinosaurs on the Ark...
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:04 am to speedybaw
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:04 am to speedybaw
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speedybaw
You are not well versed in scripture.
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supposed to find 2 of every animal and making sure that each animal were breedable at that.
2x2 as well as 7x7... please revisit your reading of scripture.
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Then think of all the incestual incesting that had to take place after to rebuild up all these animals. No wonder why animals are so retarded now, huh.
Again... read a Bible, edgelord.
I'm not very evangelical... nor am I an apologist. I believe what I believe and I pray for the lost that they may found. I also acknowledge that many will not 'be found'. I don't need to convince you anymore than you could ever convince me.
Difference is... I'm tender towards unbelievers whereas unbelievers are hateful to those who do believe. I'm comfortable in my stance and see no reason to crap on those who don't feel the same way. The same- obviously- cannot be said of you.
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Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:04 am to Lonnie Utah
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Agree or disagree? Why or why not?
I don’t know about them being on the ark, but there are scores of ancient drawings, pottery and stone carvings that show dinosaurs and men together.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:04 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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Moses ain't parting no Red Sea with a T-Rex on his arse
well no shite dummy. he was riding the Rex
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:04 am to SallysHuman
quote:Pascal is that you?
Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, then my disposition is no different than yours... but if I'm right in my faith- we will see very different ends. I'm no apologist- but I do pray.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:09 am to speedybaw
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Gandalf and a bunch of midgets saved us all by throwing some ring into a lava pit in the bottom of some corrupt mountain.
If that is your faith, I'd certainly encourage you to explore it better than 'a bunch' or 'some'.
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I get you into incest and you want to tell us we only here bc adam and eve had kids and their kids banged each other and then they had kids and then they all banged each other again and again so on and so forth.
Never did I ever say exactly that... Cain found a wife, it doesn’t necessarily seem to be from the issue of Adam or Eve.
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Yeah your fictional book sounds more worship worthy if you in incest like you is be apparently.
You don't have to believe what I believe... nor do you seem to understand what it is I believe.
You certainly have a drive and ambition to denigrate my faith... I don't know why- but whatever the reason, it is not to my detriment.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:13 am to speedybaw
quote:Psalm 9:16 (KJV)
The Lord is known by the judgment which he executeth: the wicked is snared in the work of his own hands. Higgaion. Selah.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:14 am to SallysHuman
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Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe. Maybe I am. It's likely that we both are.
But if God is beyond time, as Revelation says, then nothing that has a time component applies to God. God doesn't rest, God doesn't plan, God doesn't even have to think because everything that has ever happened or will ever happen occurs to God instantaneously. If you truly believe that God is beyond time, as the Bible says, you cannot believe in "intelligent design" without some bit of contradiction.
Imagine being an entity powerful enough to create the universe, and not being bound by it, but being beyond it. Thus is God omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:16 am to speedybaw
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speedybaw
the inferiority complex is strong with you young padawan.
and for good reason
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:19 am to Harry Boutte
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But if God is beyond time, as Revelation says, then nothing that has a time component applies to God. God doesn't rest,
Truth.
God created time. He exists beyond and outside of time.
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God doesn't plan, God doesn't even have to think because everything that has ever happened or will ever happen occurs to God instantaneously.
In OUR experience of time, yes.
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If you truly believe that God is beyond time, as the Bible says, you cannot believe in "intelligent design" without some bit of contradiction.
Ahh... here, we disagree. I very much believe in Intelligent Design and also believe that God- who having created 'time '- exists outside of and beyond time. I find this belief to be effortless, in fact.
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Imagine being an entity powerful enough to create the universe, and not being bound by it, but being beyond it. Thus is God omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient.
Yes, yes He is.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:22 am to SallysHuman
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2x2 as well as 7x7... please revisit your reading of scripture.
So you making it even more unbelievable. So now noah was some biologist who can conjure up every animal on earth to fit in some ghetto wood boat? So 8 animals and they still all inbreed. How big you think this ghetto boat would be to hold every animal on earth? Then all the food needed for all these animals for 40 days and all the shite and piss to deal with. You really is be dumb enough to think this shite really be did happen?
Yet noah only brought his fam and of course they all interbreed and incested with each other. Not to mention adam and eve having they kids incest with each other. A lot of fricked up bible scriptures but of course you people just pick and choose what to believe and ignore the rest. Just like all the incest you just gonna ignore that too.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:28 am to SallysHuman
quote:The lord of the rings is my 'faith'? Its just another fictional book just like the bible except Gandalf isn't an actual douch bag and actually has some cool powers. What kind of lame power is it to feed 200 people from 1 fish and loaf of bread. An old black lady from the hood could do better than that.
If that is your faith, I'd certainly encourage you to explore it better than 'a bunch' or 'some'.
quote:If cain found a wife it was his sister. Adam and Eve was the first so they kids had to have incest to keep the family branch going.
Never did I ever say exactly that... Cain found a wife, it doesn’t necessarily seem to be from the issue of Adam or Eve.
Weird that yall be worshiping that. Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:30 am to WinnPtiger
quote:Bc I'm not into fictional incest from the bible? Wow yall christians sure love your incest. I mean if Adam and Eve was the first humans, how else is more humans gonna get created? Adam gonna pop out some ribs and put it in the pellet grill and hope more women's squirt out?
the inferiority complex is strong with you young padawan.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:31 am to speedybaw
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So you making it even more unbelievable. So now noah was some biologist who can conjure up every animal on earth to fit in some ghetto wood boat?
Noah had only to build the ark... the animals came to him. Again, if you wish to argue scripture, it'd be wise of you to read it first.
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So 8 animals and they still all inbreed. How big you think this ghetto boat would be to hold every animal on earth?
2x2 equals 4... 7x7 equals 14... math must not be your thing.
How long, exactly, do you think the ark was afloat?
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Then all the food needed for all these animals for 40 days and all the shite and piss to deal with. You really is be dumb enough to think this shite really be did happen?
Sweet baby Jesus you are ignorant of scripture.
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You really is be dumb enough to think this shite really be did happen?
I suppose I am dumb, to you... and that's okay for me. You aren't who I seek to please.
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Yet noah only brought his fam and of course they all interbreed and incested with each other.
Again.. ignorant of scripture... which, I guess is a blessing for you.
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Not to mention adam and eve having they kids incest with each other.
Cain found his wife outside of his family camp... We know God created Adam and Eve- but nowhere is it stated that is all he created.
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A lot of fricked up bible scriptures but of course you people just pick and choose what to believe and ignore the rest.
I do not pick and choose... I believe all of it.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:34 am to Grumpy McSmiles
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Psalm 9:16 (KJV)
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Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
Gandalf
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:34 am to speedybaw
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speedybaw
Either you haven't at all read the Bible, or you're shamefully illiterate.
Believe in Gandolf- I won't come at you for it... I am assured in my own faith and need not your earthly approval.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:49 am to SallysHuman
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here, we disagree. I very much believe in Intelligent Design and also believe that God- who having created 'time '- exists outside of and beyond time.
Intelligence and design both have time components. Intelligence is something that 4 dimensional biological creatures have. It is not simply knowledge, but the application of knowledge to figure things out. God doesn't have to figure anything out. Design, similarly, implies a process. God didn't come up with an idea for the universe and plan it out before taking all of six days to create it, it wasn't and then it was.
Being beyond time means God does not change.
Once you really remove the space-time component from God (as the Bible says), God suddenly becomes much more powerful than you ever imagined before. IMO, that is the creative force of the universe, not the angry desert god that regretted making Saul king. lol.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 12:57 am to Harry Boutte
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Being beyond time means God does not change.
Agreed.. as for intelligence OR design, I believe in both simultaneously... which kind of solves your contradiction.
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Once you really remove the space-time component from God (as the Bible says), God suddenly becomes much more powerful than you ever imagined before.
Not me.. I already believe He is all powerful.
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IMO, that is the creative force of the universe, not the angry desert god that regretted making Saul king. lol.
We have Free Will.... while I don't reckon that God's regret is of the same substance as our own- and His existence beyond and outside of time is a given- I do believe He can grieve His creatures' choices.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 1:17 am to Lonnie Utah
I bet the Allegoresaurus was on board the Ark with Noah
Posted on 7/16/25 at 1:57 am to SallysHuman
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6 days.
7th was rest.
How would you square this against 2 Peter 3:8?
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With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.
Posted on 7/16/25 at 2:54 am to Lonnie Utah
They were created at once.
Then evolution happened.
Then evolution happened.
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