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Nikki Bella has a “smiling vagina” and will never stop orgasimg NSFW?

Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:52 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:52 pm
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“Oh, 100 percent. The best I’ve ever had. Like, the vagina smiles every time. Artem and I have an amazing sex life. When they say dancers are the best, let me tell ya… Once you have a dancer, you don’t go back. That’s it. If he leaves me, I’m going to the ballet every night because that’s that. The best I’ve ever had. Like, the vagina smiles every time. Artem and I have an amazing sex life. [Dancers] have, like, this feminine energy and then when it gets to the bedroom, that’s when the man comes out. And you’re like, ‘Whoa.’ And how he works my body, he dances on it.”


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She claimed that when they first hooked up, she “didn’t know what to expect.” Now, she says she will “never not orgasm” when she is with him.


Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:54 pm to
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the vagina smiles every time


Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:56 pm to
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the vagina smiles every time


I've even heard it burp
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:59 pm to
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this feminine energy and then when it gets to the bedroom, that’s when the man comes out

Dammit I’ve been doing it backwards
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:59 pm to
My man Artem
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:00 pm to
What kind of maniac pulls the label off their Gatorade
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:02 pm to
Sounds like she’s covering up for his liking to sleep with dudes.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:13 pm to
Trying a little to hard to make Cena jealous.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:16 pm to
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Trying a little to hard to make Cena jealous.


Exactly what I thought. I seriously doubt that dude has any problem walking into an arena and walking out with a dozen milfs.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:23 pm to
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What kind of maniac pulls the label off their Gatorade




The kind of man who has a sponsorship with powerade
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:37 pm to
She is 35 years old and past her prime. John Cena tore her arse up and dumped her when she got too old. This guy is an idiot. He can do way better than her 35 year old washed up arse.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52846 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:39 pm to
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This guy is an idiot. He can do way better than her 35 year old washed up arse

Never underestimate an attention whore
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:43 pm to
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Never underestimate an attention whore



Her instagram is nothing but attention whoring. She is overcompensating for the fact that Cena dumped her when she got too old and was past her prime and he realized he could have any girl he wanted. She seems like a total bitch watching Total Divas/Total Bellas, Cena realized why put up with a bitchy girl past her prime when I can get a younger, hotter piece of arse who isnt a bitch

She acts like she is still in her 20s when she is on the wrong end of 30 now. She always says how she wants kids like her sister, well better get going because its not easy to have kids past the age of 35
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:46 pm to
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its not easy to have kids past the age of 35


Lol

Her sister is a bigger whore for fricking soy boy Daniel Bryan who she obviously has no attraction to outside his paycheck
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
41887 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:49 pm to
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“Oh, 100 percent. The best I’ve ever had. Like, the vagina smiles every time. Artem and I have an amazing sex life. When they say dancers are the best, let me tell ya… Once you have a dancer, you don’t go back. That’s it. If he leaves me, I’m going to the ballet every night because that’s that. The best I’ve ever had. Like, the vagina smiles every time. Artem and I have an amazing sex life. [Dancers] have, like, this feminine energy and then when it gets to the bedroom, that’s when the man comes out. And you’re like, ‘Whoa.’ And how he works my body, he dances on it.”




This is pretty cringey tbh
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52846 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:51 pm to
It’s the equivalent of some broad posting on Facebook about her new dude was put on earth to be with her
Posted by LSU316
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Member since Nov 2007
30308 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:07 am to
Damn I guess this ole son has Cena's five moves of doom beat by a mile
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25915 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:19 am to
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She is overcompensating for the fact that Cena dumped her


Pretty sure she dumped him multiple times. He went on a pathetic tour of talk shows talking about how he was so sad he had to walk around the streets talking to strangers to keep his mind occupied lol
Posted by MSUDawg98
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Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:51 am to
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She is 35 years old and past her prime. John Cena tore her arse up and dumped her when she got too old. This guy is an idiot. He can do way better than her 35 year old washed up arse.


Cosigned. TB was once of the shows my wife and I used to watch together. While Cena came across as a douche I'm not so sure I wouldn't be with that high maintenance chick. Whenever something was wrong because he left the maintenance unattended he had to buy her a new vehicle/condo/ring to make up for it. In hindsight the WM proposal was custom written for TB/giving a whole season of "watch so we can see the trainwreck breakup" material. That picture has that Ashton Kushter-Demi Moore vibe. Despite all the SJW bullshite, Brie was by far the better prize. It's a shame they didn't work her into tNDB storyline...or the transition back to full face.
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