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Nigerian Pastor ‘Miraculously’ Vomits Money Into An 'Empty' Bag, Claim It's An Act Of God

Posted on 9/17/18 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26562 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 4:29 pm
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I need to go to his church so I can bring my empty bag for him to vomit money in.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98674 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 4:30 pm to
Are you inferring black people can't vomit money into an empty bag because they are black?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 4:33 pm to
I knew responding to that email was for the best.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 4:34 pm to
A speaker implies, a listener infers. People are always getting that wrong
Posted by hesterhamma
Member since Oct 2013
689 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 4:35 pm to
shite, I been sending money to Nigerian Princes for years to no avail. And you're telling me all I have to do is call this Nigerian pastor...I am in!
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 5:20 pm to
Nigerian, please.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:00 pm to
This is amazing. It shows that when you put your faith in a higher GOD, miracles like this can happen.
Posted by Shoulderchoke
Swamps of Lafourche
Member since Aug 2008
7976 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:26 pm to
Haters will say it’s fake
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 6:42 pm to
Look in this pot, look in this pot, it’s empty!

*puts pot on ground, pulls down pants, sits on pot, starts making pained faces...stands up off the pot as coins fall out of his anus*

Praise the Lord!
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:29 pm to
Well that’s how you get inflation.
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
12954 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:31 pm to
Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:34 pm to
I've heard of shitting gold bricks but puking cash is a new one for me.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:33 pm to
He is just as legit as any other pastor or wizard
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3934 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:38 pm to
The look on that guys face just screams that he is enjoying tricking them.
Posted by RCA
Member since Aug 2018
419 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103832 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 10:29 pm to
What is it with Nigeria and scam artists?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 11:56 pm to
Somebody needs to call that number and troll the guy
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 12:05 am to
That's where all of that IRS robo-caller money went.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 12:14 am to
What’s that 30 cents US?
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