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Next blunder out of Kenner: Mayor wants to move City Hall to the Mall

Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:57 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74880 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 7:57 am
What saves failing retail? A government complex.
Looking to capitalize on the build up that never happens when a government office is relocated. Mayor Zahn wants to move from the offices from the buildings and the land the city owns outright. To expensive retail locations.
The Macy's building is the goal.

Every week I feel like this guy is crazy.



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Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:02 am to
Pay for a "urinating in public" ticket and get some cinnamon pretzels from Auntie Anne's.
Don't see a problem with this.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:22 am to
Is Esplanade really doing that bad? I haven’t been in years, but growing up that’s where we’d go while in town because my parents didn’t like to deal with Lakeside and Veterans.
Posted by McGregor
Member since Feb 2011
7207 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:24 am to
They made our failing mall into city offices and it was a good move but this was a mall with nothing in it at the moment so maybe a big different.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26324 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Is Esplanade really doing that bad?

Yes
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
19411 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:36 am to
You wouldn’t even recognize the current esplanade mall. The one from when I was a kid in the early 90s is loooooooooong gone.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:39 am to
I last went to the Esplanade mall around 2006 and had no idea it was still open.

I would assume it’s full of empty spaces.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:42 am to
BR has a mall in similar dire financial straits.

Their plan was to add a "For profit" college to the property. That lasted about 20 seconds

I'd be interested to see how kenner's plan works out
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80895 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:47 am to
Gotta keep an eye on the shoe stores.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:49 am to
quote:

move City Hall to the Mall


It can be Amazon HQ2 neighbor. Win-win.


This Kenner mayor is a genius
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
Member since May 2010
4729 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:52 am to
I guess driving to city hall on Williams and west metairie is too far for those in north Kenner
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10971 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Every week I feel like this guy is crazy.

The dude definitely thinks outside the box.
Got to give him that. I like his views towards Nike.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26324 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Every week I feel like this guy is crazy.

Its outside the box, but if it revitalizes the mall then people will be calling him a genius. The mall is barely surviving right now. City Hall would bring a steady stream of additional traffic to the mall. One would think that the uptick in traffic at Esplanade from people stopping by City Hall would also bring an uptick in sales for mall stores and the food court. Might actually make Esplanade Mall viable for long term survival.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:15 am to
Yenni approves.

You ever been to Kenner City Hall? The Esplanade would be a huge upgrade. Food Court + Journeys & Hot Topic FTW.







Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1015 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Is Esplanade really doing that bad?


Check out the current directory. There's only one or two legitimate stores right now. Macy's already left, the Dillard's is actually discount Dillard's which looks like a thrift store inside at the moment.

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Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
3107 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:27 am to
quote:

The Macy's building is the goal.


Using a retail anchor store for an office building is a dumb idea.

They have no windows. And that's for a specific reason. Like casinos, once you're in a department store, they want you to forget the outside world, just focus on their merchandise and displays.

Office buildings are different. More utilitarian in nature on the interior, divided into rooms and such (not open-flow floors like a Macy's), you need SOME windows for natural light and ambience. Also, a division for hierarchy (higher-ups get window offices; entry-level gets cubicles inside.

I'm sure they could try to retrofit it and add SOME windows, but that façade is some type of stone. Will be expensive.

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:31 am to
Government workers would still be miserable people if you stuck them on a beach in Cabo. City Hall just isn't the fun place it used to be
Posted by majoredinwhitehorse
lower alabama
Member since Nov 2016
816 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:42 am to
Does he know they sell nikes in the mall?
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:51 am to
Honestly what "mall" is doing good in the state of LA?

The country?

Malls have to be going the way of blockbuster IMO.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 9/17/18 at 9:53 am to
Two words: soft pretzels
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