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re: News Flash - Women are the devil. UPDATE page 22

Posted on 3/25/16 at 6:21 am to
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22454 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 6:21 am to
quote:

That's okay man. I'm good!
That is not what she told me.
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11221 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 6:49 am to
Whatever u do, don't let this fool get pregnant before u have the chance to get away.
This is not someone u want a family with.
Posted by Tampa Tiger
TN.
Member since Nov 2006
773 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 6:13 pm to
Call Cheaters so we can say we told you so.
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1923 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:02 pm to
No need for TV.

She's acting way too nice via text. She knows the end is near....
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47709 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:18 pm to
Please say that you are ignoring her texts.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11924 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:19 pm to
Damn you're dumb. How does that dick breath taste when you kiss her?
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1923 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:28 pm to
He probably has her broke over like grandpa's ole side by side right now.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

Please say that you are ignoring her texts.


he never had a proper schooling on dealing with females

and is just plain old hopeless
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:34 pm to
No I got that beat
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:36 pm to
Ask her to go to church with you on Sunday and see if y'all can work this out one more time
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:50 pm to
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She's getting rawbaw'd as we speak



On page 15 of this shitshow of a thread and "rawbaw'd" was the first thing to make me bust out laughing.
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2316 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:59 pm to
On Sunday, first thing you do when you see her is give her a big hug and whisper in her ear "give me a BJ right now." Assuming that is totally out of character for you, she will be taken aback, but don't falter. Insist on it. She will do it. When finished, she will say something about how out of character that was for you. Agree with her and tell her it's over. When she asks why, tell her that you had a side bet with her side cock that you could get one last BJ from her on Easter Sunday.
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:05 pm to
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He probably has her broke over like grandpa's ole side by side right now.



You NEED to go radio silent. Don't see her on Sunday. If you're in a relationship on facebook or whatever, remove it, then when she asks about it don't respond. Be done with it.

Every girl I've ever broken up with reacts the same way. They'll wait like 2-3 months and eventually send you some stupid text like, "Oh what was that song that we liked at that bar at such and such time?". Then you play it off, respond in simple answers, don't text back quickly. Eventually she'll say, "you still have stuff at my house" or "you still have to pick up XYZ". Then say you'll be over later to get it. Then when you get there, you wait a bit, then make a move. Do something over the top like rip her top off in the kitchen. frick her brains out. She'll do it because she thinks she has you back and can begin turning you back into the bitch you were before. Don't let her. After you're done, grab the shite you're supposed to grab and leave. Say, well it was fun, and bounce.

Never call her again. Remember the last frick and move on. The only way to win in this situation.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41846 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:13 pm to
Every girl I've ever broken up with reacts the same way. They'll wait like 2-3 months and eventually send you some stupid text like, "Oh what was that song that we liked at that bar at such and such time?". Then you play it off, respond in simple answers, don't text back quickly. Eventually she'll say, "you still have stuff at my house" or "you still have to pick up XYZ". Then say you'll be over later to get it. Then when you get there, you wait a bit, then make a move. Do something over the top like rip her top off in the kitchen. frick her brains out. She'll do it because she thinks she has you back and can begin turning you back into the bitch you were before. Don't let her. After you're done, grab the shite you're supposed to grab and leave. Say, well it was fun, and bounce.

Never call her again. Remember the last frick and move on. The only way to win in this situation.


In 2016, this is a good recipe for the revenge sexual assault charge.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:15 pm to
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Please say that you are ignoring her texts.


Impossible, she's emasculated him and he's going to try and salvage that through a production-filled "break up". He wants to regain some of his dignity by watching her cry and ask to work it out. What he doesn't realize is she has already given up on this relationship. Yes, she might cry, but it's just what women do, it's not because he is cutting her loose. Fact is, she left a long time ago and has just been waiting for him to grow his balls back enough to finally end it. JMO.
Posted by BabyrayS2k
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:42 pm to
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In 2016, this is a good recipe for the revenge sexual assault charge.


Exactly. These hoes will have you caught up. Best to move on.
Posted by Joe D Grinder
Member since Jun 2014
878 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

Jody doesn't sleep


We're just friends
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30460 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:06 pm to
That was a friend of mine in the truck, he said she tossed his salad and she was good at it.

Which means she's had her tongue up multiple bungholes
Posted by Beetlejuice
Member since Apr 2013
578 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:47 am to
Can you post this pussy-assed shite on the soccer board? Thanks.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69239 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 9:20 am to
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Well, against my better judgment and the strict OT guideines, I gave her another chance. I know, I know. Total Beta move. She's still texting this guy and deleting the texts. She alleges they are "just friends" and they have to "maintain a working relationship" due to work. This makes the third time I've caught her lying about this guy.....


Did you get that vasectomy yet that she has been pushing on you?
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