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New smart toilet knows your butthole
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:31 pm
quote:Vice.com
A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."
Your butthole is like a snowflake: No two are exactly alike.
At least, that's the crux of a new scientific paper outlining the mechanisms for a smart toilet that identifies poopers based on video clips of their unique anuses.
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Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:33 pm to blueboy
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A team of researchers at Stanford University
Imagine telling people what you did while you were at Stanford….
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:34 pm to blueboy
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with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."
Biden’s FBI
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:35 pm to blueboy
LSU needs more of those research dollars. Too bad they didn’t get in on buttholes while the gettin was good.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:35 pm to blueboy
There's an old saying, that "the government can crawl up your arse with a microscope." This is life imitating art.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:35 pm to blueboy
For anyone wondering why they claim it’s valuable:
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Rather than sending people to a clinic or labs for expensive and time-consuming blood tests, these researchers posit that the most valuable health data is in our shite, spit and piss. They write that "the ideal sources of diagnostic information for continuous health monitoring are the potentially information-rich molecular contents of breath, sweat, saliva, urine and stool."
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:37 pm to blueboy
Damn...I opened the link and there's pics of real assholes. Some look as if they were PIIHB territory
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:39 pm to blueboy
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:43 pm to blueboy
The only way I'll be ok with the government tracking me is if they have to compare butthole pictures to prove my identity.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:47 pm to blueboy
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Your butthole is like a snowflake
That's one snowflake I'm not catching on my tongue.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:48 pm to Duke
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:48 pm to blueboy
Supersaint went to Stanford?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:50 pm to blueboy
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knows your butthole
I figured this was either
A) The Bee or
B) The IRS
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:53 pm to blueboy
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A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."
What if it's covered with boo boo?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:07 pm to blueboy
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A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."
why? whats next on the list? and ejector seat if your butt hole isnt recognized as a regular depositor?
what other purpose is there for a toilet bowl security system?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:10 pm to blueboy
I am good. Old School toilets work just fine.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:11 pm to blueboy
Don't need tech. I know when someone is an a-hole or not.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:13 pm to redstick13
No he works at samford
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:15 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Samford and Son? I didn't know SS was black.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:17 pm to blueboy
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