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New scenario: would you rather fend off 3 hungry hyenas or 1 male lion protecting his turf
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:53 pm
Your only weapon is a traditional membale ( roughly 2 foot long african knife). You're in the Savannah so there are trees you might be able to get to but its mostly grassland.
For reference: avg female hyena 98-140 lbs avg male 89-120
Avg male lion: 400 pounds.
For reference: avg female hyena 98-140 lbs avg male 89-120
Avg male lion: 400 pounds.
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 1:59 pm
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Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
the answer is 288
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Most definitely dead either way.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'd say you're fricked either way, but hyenas can't climb trees.
Lions can somewhat.
Lions can somewhat.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I believe I could frick up some hyenas...no contest against a lion, though.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
3 hyenas
Posted on 5/20/18 at 1:59 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
these animal threads lately suck
none of them leave the person with any chance of living
none of them leave the person with any chance of living
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:00 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Hyenas are fricking ravenous and bloodthirsty.
I’d take on the lion.
Either way, you’re fricked.
I’d take on the lion.
Either way, you’re fricked.
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:02 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'd take the lion. You might get a lucky stick with knife and survive.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:03 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Wannabe pecker..
And that's as low as you can get..
And that's as low as you can get..
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
The lion
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:05 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
The Answer is that I’m dead either way
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:06 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I rather walk thru the most dangerous neighborhood in America.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If the documentary program Lion Guard taught us anything it’s that lions are nice and hyenas are evil.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
i'll take my chances with the hyenas. maybe get a good shot on one of em and they'll keep their distance while i find a tree to climb. they're scavengers, so there's a chance.
no chance with a lion.
no chance with a lion.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:12 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Well, if the lion is protecting his turf, at least there is a chance that if you retreat he will just chase you off and not kill you. Hungry hyenas will wanna eat.
If the lion is not content with you getting off his territory, you're blowed up in either scenario.
If the lion is not content with you getting off his territory, you're blowed up in either scenario.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Oh, so would you rather die from being mauled and eaten, or from being mauled and eaten?
tough call
tough call
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:27 pm to Pecker
Maybe you get to a tree?
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If I've learned anything from the Lion Guard, it's hyenas are dumb as shite.
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