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New priest at my church has a lisp like a Triumeq commercial
Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:50 am
Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:50 am
Find it kind of hard to get into the holy spirit with that lisp.
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Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:51 am to Placebeaux
I bet he sucks pipe.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:51 am to Placebeaux
You surfing and posting from church? Heathen
Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:53 am to Motorboat
No I went to 9am.
Maybe it was just me but it seems like he treats Mass like a theatrical production
Maybe it was just me but it seems like he treats Mass like a theatrical production
Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:54 am to Placebeaux
Hmmmm
Lisp
theatrical
Priest
Can't figure it out
Lisp
theatrical
Priest
Can't figure it out
Posted on 4/1/18 at 10:58 am to Placebeaux
Should have a team vote and get rid of him.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:02 am to Placebeaux
The power of Chrith compelth you.
When he said, “Peath be unto you”, did you answer “And unto you altho”?
When he said, “Peath be unto you”, did you answer “And unto you altho”?
This post was edited on 4/1/18 at 11:04 am
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:02 am to Placebeaux
Throw some Baptism water on him. See if it will cure him. Jesus did it to the blind
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:09 am to Placebeaux
This post was edited on 4/1/18 at 11:10 am
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:14 am to Placebeaux
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Maybe it was just me but it seems like he treats Mass like a theatrical production
It’s not just you. It’s also a money grab. When they changed the Our Father to a song, I bailed. I have more money to build my own church now, then I can ask people to donate to pay me back. Then I’m getting me some real nice suits. Because Jesus wants me to look good for the people.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:16 am to Placebeaux
That's not a lisp.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:16 am to LSUcajun77
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hen I’m getting me some real nice suits
Skinny jeans and untucked shirts is the thing now.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:18 am to Motorboat
I'm posting from church. Jesus knows I'm here and He knows that I'm important on the Internet
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:20 am to Jim Rockford
Got my eye on this one. With a fresh pair of armadillo shoes. I’ll be bringing in all the donations.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:24 am to LSUcajun77
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Got my eye on this one. With a fresh pair of armadillo shoes.
In this context, that’s not swag. It’s swaggart.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:27 am to TheHarahanian
Exactly. If you’re going to rob people, do it like the king.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:28 am to TheHarahanian
Priest or a pastor ? Who has more power
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:29 am to LSUcajun77
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It’s also a money grab
A tax free money grab. If church income would be taxed like a business there wouldn’t be as many.
Worked with a guy who’s FIL was a “preacher” and the whole family would pass everything they bought through “the church”.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:47 am to Placebeaux
That begs a larger question: why do gay people have a lisp? Millions of women honk knobs and they don't suddenly get lisps.
Posted on 4/1/18 at 11:52 am to Placebeaux
Moses stuttered,
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