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New Orlean's Finest WTF moments!

Posted on 10/26/21 at 7:57 pm
Posted by SeaPro
Louisiana Coast
Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 7:57 pm
I'm driving on Jefferson and as it turns into Claiborne Ave, several cars come to a stop light. As I come to a complete stop for a solid full minute, I look to my right side and on an open lot about a 6'4" super skinny man of African descent in nothing but dirty brown draws and a tee shirt is in full squat dropping a DUECE , JUNK SWINGING AND NO frickS GIVEN literally 20ft from the street in broad daylight, and he has 1 tiny piece of tissue and he proceeds to try and wipe his arse knowing he will leave some sauce behind. There is a jeep right in front of me , top down with 4 chics just dying, horns going off n stuff.

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This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 8:18 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64376 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 7:59 pm to
Joe Biden’s America.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:00 pm to
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New Orlean's Finest moments
February 7, 2010
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:00 pm to
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man of African descent


Guy is probably from fricking Chad. Or Niger
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:01 pm to
We need a babe thread to compensate for this
Posted by SeaPro
Louisiana Coast
Member since Oct 2021
164 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:01 pm to
He literally was the only person, place or thing on about a 100×100 lot on the front of it show casing. It was like dare but real lol
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 8:04 pm
Posted by SeaPro
Louisiana Coast
Member since Oct 2021
164 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:02 pm to
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We need a babe thread to compensate for this
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20011 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:02 pm to
He wanted to share his shitting experience and maybe get to go viral on the Twitter machine or at least on WorldStar!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120154 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:04 pm to
When ya gotta go you gotta go

Where did he find the one piece of tissue?
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:08 pm to
And now with a stanky butt he prolly walking like an Egyptian. I bet his crackhead aese Ghana be shaking some Morocco's too and Uganda be laughing at it too. Do somethin for me Kenya Sudan for a minute and think about that time you were down and out and just pray for Africa. Somalia so selfish you can't even Senegal to feed the kids in Ethiopia. That's all the geography I got.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
12973 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:09 pm to
You can estimate 6’4” squatting down?
Posted by SeaPro
Louisiana Coast
Member since Oct 2021
164 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:09 pm to
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When ya gotta go you gotta go

Where did he find the one piece of tissue?
I dunno but he had that long snoop dog hair going..lol
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4974 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:17 pm to
Was he wearing a mask?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39966 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:17 pm to
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Joe Biden’s America.


Lets go Brandon!
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11193 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Joe Biden’s America


I'm no fan of Biden or bikers but new Orleans was a shite hole long before Biden became president or even senator
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8315 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:23 pm to
Rules. Pics of chicks in Jeep.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:00 pm to
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Was he wearing a mask?

What you think he wiped his butt with?
Posted by SeaPro
Louisiana Coast
Member since Oct 2021
164 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:01 pm to
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You can estimate 6’4” squatting down?

it looked like he could play small forward for the Ethiopian Night Hawks
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 9:05 pm
Posted by SeaPro
Louisiana Coast
Member since Oct 2021
164 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:07 pm to
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Rules. Pics of chicks in Jeep.
correct but I can't lie, I was stunned by the guy's patience like he was in his house alone that i forgot about getting pics.
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 9:08 pm
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:09 pm to
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it looked like he could play small forward for the Ethiopian Night Hawks


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