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re: New Orleans City Park police officer arrested for giving girl his semen

Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:15 am to
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3316 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:15 am to
quote:

A few years ago some guy was busted fricking horses at the stables.


Say it isn’t soo Willlbuurrrr
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12703 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:17 am to
From the apps site:

quote:

Find People, Make Babies Simply swipe, match, and connect until you find the right egg or sperm donor, embryo donor, surrogate or co-parent you’re looking for.


What is an underage girl doing on this app in the first place?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:17 am to
First guy I’ve see on here in a long while getting mixed up in banging underage folks.

Too bad they are going to treat him like a man unlike the slaps on the wrist teachers get.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:18 am to
Probably trying to extort or rob people through message and meet.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115491 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:20 am to
quote:

What is an underage girl doing on this app in the first place?


SNAPs fingers while thinking of reason
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:23 am to
She looks miserable.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33707 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:25 am to
quote:

She looks miserable.


She's actually quite perky...

That pic doesn't do justice.
This post was edited on 11/14/25 at 8:26 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:35 am to
Should have followed General Reaper’s dictum:

Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131617 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:42 am to
I could fix her
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:44 am to
Bears some resemblance to Alanis
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17566 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:55 am to
Manually providing semen ain’t exactly clearing things up
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4615 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:12 am to
quote:

This is weird
This is AI written
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1200 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:26 am to
quote:

During those meetings, Evans brought the juvenile to hotels in St. Landry Parish, where he provided her with his semen, which was manually inserted into the juvenile for the purpose of conceiving a child, according to investigators.




Enough Internet for me today...

Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2415 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:46 am to
Maybe they hired the "cylinder guy" to write this article.
Posted by whodemlsu
South of I-10, North of the Gulf
Member since May 2008
531 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:49 am to
quote:

City Park hiring freaks. A few years ago some guy was busted fricking horses at the stables.
He wasn't railroaded. The horse said "nay" and nay means nay.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21762 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:51 am to
quote:

where he provided her with his semen, which was manually inserted into the juvenile for the purpose of conceiving a child,

it does not appear Evans and the juvenile engaged in sexual intercourse.

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21762 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:53 am to
quote:

First guy I’ve see on here in a long while getting mixed up in banging underage folks.

Except for the possibility that they may not have had sex.

Comparing to the charges for pedos, he most likely get a slap on the wrist as the charges are only
quote:

two felony counts of indecent behavior with juveniles and one felony count of contributing to the delinquency of juveniles.

Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45582 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Investigators determined Evans traveled to St. Landry Parish on two occasions to meet with a juvenile female he had contacted through an online social media application called “Just A Baby.”

During those meetings, Evans brought the juvenile to hotels in St. Landry Parish, where he provided her with his semen, which was manually inserted into the juvenile for the purpose of conceiving a child, according to investigators.



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 10:01 am to
Apropos ad below your post?

This post was edited on 11/14/25 at 10:02 am
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11299 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 10:08 am to
quote:

The person who wrote that article has never had sex before in their life

How else do you describe an artificial insemination? The two did not have sex.
This post was edited on 11/14/25 at 10:09 am
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