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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:55 am to lsupride87
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:55 am to lsupride87
Chimps have a higher % of fast twitch muscle, which is ideal for a fighting situation.
You also continually take the 100 pound chimp, which is towards the lower end of their size.
Even if we don't get into outlier territory, a normal sized chimp can be as strong as a 200 pound man. So you have a 5 foot tall chimp with the strength of a 200 pound man, more explosive than that man and with razor sharp teeth.
This is more than just a strength comparison.
You also continually take the 100 pound chimp, which is towards the lower end of their size.
Even if we don't get into outlier territory, a normal sized chimp can be as strong as a 200 pound man. So you have a 5 foot tall chimp with the strength of a 200 pound man, more explosive than that man and with razor sharp teeth.
This is more than just a strength comparison.
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:58 am to Rep520
quote:Im trying to take the average. They range from 80-130 lbs for male chimps.
You also continually take the 100 pound chimp, which is towards the lower end of their size.
The exact average would be roughly 105 lbs......
quote:Incorrect
Even if we don't get into outlier territory, a normal sized chimp can be as strong as a 200 pound man
A normal size chimp would equal the stregth of a 142 lb man
105 lbs X 1.35 = 142 lbs
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:04 pm to lsupride87
The normal range for chimps extends above 130 and chimps can be as big as 200.
A 130 pound chimp with 1.5 times human strength is right about the strength of a 200 lb man.
So, I mean, if you're saying the humans are all outliers like LSU offensive linemen and the chimps can't even use larger normal, I guess you can stack the deck to where humans have an advantage in strength. Heck, if you give the chimps smaller female chimps, the humans have even more of an advantage.
A 130 pound chimp with 1.5 times human strength is right about the strength of a 200 lb man.
So, I mean, if you're saying the humans are all outliers like LSU offensive linemen and the chimps can't even use larger normal, I guess you can stack the deck to where humans have an advantage in strength. Heck, if you give the chimps smaller female chimps, the humans have even more of an advantage.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:07 pm to Rep520
quote:Thats kinda the idea of the entire thread man
So, I mean, if you're saying the humans are all outliers like LSU offensive linemen and the chimps can't even use larger normal, I guess you can stack the deck to where humans have an advantage in strength
3 Average size chimps vs 5 abnormally large humans
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:14 pm to lsupride87
lsupride87 the only homie in this thread making any sort of sense.
You got a chimp with the strength of 140# man versus Lesnar with the strength of 300# roided out man (not a 300# Joey's World Tour man).
Let me put it another way.
Frank Sinatra vs. Brock Lesnar, both in their prime, who you got?
You got a chimp with the strength of 140# man versus Lesnar with the strength of 300# roided out man (not a 300# Joey's World Tour man).
Let me put it another way.
Frank Sinatra vs. Brock Lesnar, both in their prime, who you got?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:23 pm to MojoGuyPan
I heard there is a guy from New Iberia that has one arm. He worked at the primate research facility. Either a chimp or other primate ripped his arm off when he passed too close to the cage.
Had to be a bad day.
Had to be a bad day.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:23 pm to lsupride87
Average chimp is three times stronger than average man, so 3 average chimps can bench press a combined 900 lbs. average chimp can pull twice as much as push, so the chimp can pull 1800 lbs which is enough to tear off arms.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:24 pm to lsupride87
quote:
3 Average size chimps vs 5 abnormally large humans
130 is within average size for a chimp. Like I said, the true chimp outliers are the ones pushing 200, and I'm not trying to use them.
The biggest issue humans have isn't strength related, though. Chimps aren't built to run and are generally estimated to run around 25 mph. That explosiveness and agility plus teeth is what would give the humans trouble.
Fights aren't tests of absolute strength.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:31 pm to Rep520
quote:No
130 is within average size for a chimp
130lbs is the very top end of their standard deviation
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:32 pm to biglego
quote:Holy smokes
Average chimp is three times stronger than average man, so 3 average chimps can bench press a combined 900 lbs. average chimp can pull twice as much as push, so the chimp can pull 1800 lbs which is enough to tear off arms.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:35 pm to lsupride87
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:58 pm to Ricardo
quote:
Apparently we just need to train attack chimps. We’ve been wasting our time with dogs.
Maybe so. How much can dogs bench press?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:06 pm to lsupride87
quote:
Incorrect
A normal size chimp would equal the stregth of a 142 lb man
105 lbs X 1.35 = 142 lbs
you keep spouting this but it is simply not true. the muscle fiber is 1.35 times the strength of a humans. if the chimp has 20" pythons, which most have very large arms and shoulders, their arms and shoulders will be 1.35 times the strength of a man with the exact same size muscles. There is a reason why a normal man can barely do pullups but a chimp can swing around pull himself around with 1 arm.
yall are stupid.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:06 pm to lsupride87
quote:
130lbs is the very top end of their standard deviation
I figure you're pulling from the same Wiki article as me. Average range is 88-132. The next sentwnce says male chimps can be as large as 200.
Like I said, though, the fast twitch explosiveness and teeth of a chimp is the bigger issue for humans than size or strength.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:07 pm to Rep520
quote:
This is more than just a strength comparison.
These body builders would run out of sear terror seeing an enraged wild chimp.
The chimps would be like the looney tunes Tasmanian Devil. These poor guys wouldn’t know what hit them.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:13 pm to diat150
quote:You are very lost
you keep spouting this but it is simply not true. the muscle fiber is 1.35 times the strength of a humans. if the chimp has 20" pythons, which most have very large arms and shoulders, their arms and shoulders will be 1.35 times the strength of a man with the exact same size muscles. There is a reason why a normal man can barely do pullups but a chimp can swing around pull himself around with 1 arm.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:17 pm to lsupride87
quote:
You are very lost
nah, you simply dont understand the study that you keep spouting about.
its pretty clear a chimp would defeat you in a battle of wits.
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:17 pm to HueyP
quote:Human beings stormed the beaches of Normandy with bombs and fricking machine guns firing right at them
would run out of sear terror seeing an enraged wild chimp.
But chimps, we would just lay down in absolute terror and let them murder us
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:19 pm to diat150
quote:The study literally says this
nah, you simply dont understand the study that you keep spouting about.
quote:
But because they are lighter than the average person, humans can actually outperform them in absolute terms, say O’Neill.
It is literally saying the average human is stronger than the average chimp
Not sure how else to write that for you diat
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:22 pm to The Baker
quote:
Who would win in a fight: These 5 cfb linemen vs 3 chimpanzees
Seventeen pages is impressive. Three chimps would eat the face and fingers and genitals off of all those guys. I'm sure this has been covered but that's what would happen. We have brains but chimps have the braun.
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