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re: Nelly Furtado stopped eating like a bird

Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:42 am to
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
12920 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:42 am to
She’s coming out with a new single, “I’m like a Whale”.
Posted by LSUbacchus81
Hendersonville, TN
Member since Aug 2007
5514 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:44 am to
I swear I thought that was that fat bitch Lizzo
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148444 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:45 am to
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and she could eat my wife.
I would eat your wife too fwiw
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52218 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:46 am to
Damn!
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3639 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:47 am to
I just read up on her bio and history. She and everyone she associates herself with are so far to the left, they can't turn right into a Starbucks parking lot.

Yeah, politics and lifestyles play a huge part of what entertains me. I don't give radical leftism a part of my brain.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24808 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:48 am to
She doesn't hang with criminals.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42034 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:49 am to
I still would
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
8366 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:52 am to
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I still would


You probably like the bouncy houses as a kid.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42034 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:53 am to
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You probably like the bouncy houses as a kid.


I did
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7638 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:53 am to
Maine those thighs could crack my head like a pecan .
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24848 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:55 am to
disgustosa
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5078 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:55 am to
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She’s 46–she’s probably hitting perimenopause and 35 is like hitting a wall for women’s metabolisms.

Age happens to us all.


Such a bullshite cop-out.

My wife's 44 and in her best shape since she had our kids in her 20's.

Spin classes a few days a week and 1 or 2 leg days combined with eating healthy. That's litteraly all it takes. Just not being a slob that refuses to do any activity that benefits your wellbeing.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5716 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:57 am to
Jesus Christ
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5716 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:57 am to
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She'll need two plane seats now to fly away.

Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5716 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:00 pm to
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Hispanic girls…

At 20 they’ll break your heart. At 30 they’ll break your rear axel.

Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11207 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:02 pm to
Nelly Frittata
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15954 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:04 pm to
Age plays a role but it’s not like you can’t battle back and prevent what happened to Nelly.

For example, here’s Christina Aguilera. She was in good shape when she started gaining popularity in the early 2000’s but put on a pretty good amount of weight. The photo shows her in 2018 and doesn’t even show her at her heaviest. But look at the 2025 photo. Not supermodel thin but a healthy weight. Kudos to her for realizing she was overweight and then taking care of herself.

Nelly is 46 years old, Christina is 44.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:20 pm to
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She is roughly the same age as my wife, and she could eat my wife.


Set it up

Sell tickets

Have a 3 way after everybody else leaves

Sounds like nothing but win!

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62486 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

I would eat your wife too fwiw


Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14078 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 12:23 pm to
Abeula!!!
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