re: neighbors dog keeps using my yard as its toilet, how can I stop this?

When your neighbor isn't home, put some peanut butter on your balls, get his dog to lick it off, take pictures and put them in his mailbox with a strongly worded letter and some Cheese Nips

Only reasonable solution

1.Buy dog
2.Make it on their yard

First of all, I think you should try to connect with the dog on a human-canine level and stare right back in the lil guys eyes. This will demonstrate your power that may block his liberal pooping habits. If that don't work, try asking politely.

Call the cops
Cops shoot dog
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Profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've had this problem in my neighborhood.
Every frickin dog in the neighborhood wants to shite in my yard, i guess b/c my dogs are fenced in like they are supposed to be.

I told one neighbor about it once, didnt' seem like the cared, so i put the shite on the front door step once, dog never came back.

Another dog that kept doing it, i didn't know who the dog was for, but it was a small little shite, so i'd let my dogs out when it was in my yard and let them rough it up a bit, quit coming after it realized that wasn't its yard.

Another dog, again that i didnt' know who it was for, kept taking shits, so i gave him a good red ryder in his arse. had to shoot him a second time before he got the picture.