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Neighborhood kids continue to ding dong ditch you
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:14 am
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:14 am
There a few neighborhood kids who ding dong ditch our home among other houses. At first, it was cool. I did the same thing when I was their age, but their refusal to stop has crossed the line. This weekend I am going to get revenge on the little shits. My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket for the last two days. The plan is to pour on the little bastards next time they come.
I am open to ideas as well
I am open to ideas as well
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Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:15 am to 3morereps
If you pour piss on my kids I will kick your arse
This post was edited on 2/28/20 at 7:17 am
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:15 am to 3morereps
Shoot one in the knee to send a warning to the rest
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:15 am to 3morereps
I would hide with a costume and scare the shite out of them.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:16 am to 3morereps
Caltrops. Little punks will learn that ringing your bell means holes in their feet.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:16 am to 3morereps
Have your keys ready and jump in your car and chase after them. Run them off the road once you get the opportunity
This post was edited on 2/28/20 at 7:18 am
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:17 am to 3morereps
We called it something else when I was a kid. I'd get banned if it told you what we called it
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:17 am to 3morereps
That is gross! Don't be a jerk. Just wire 120 volt line to it and when they ring the doorbell they get a little shock.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:17 am to 3morereps
we did this when I was a kid and some crazy dude pulled a gun
never did that again
never did that again
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:18 am to 3morereps
quote:
My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket for the last two days.
They’ve already won.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:18 am to 3morereps
Follow them home and get them back with dogshit in a bag on fire
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:19 am to 3morereps
Ding dong ditch—that’s not what we called it! If you’re over 35 you’ll know.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:20 am to 3morereps
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:23 am to NorthEnd
quote:
Ding dong ditch—that’s not what we called it! If you’re over 35 you’ll know.
That would go over about as well as smear the queer now.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:25 am to 3morereps
quote:
few neighborhood kids who ding dong ditch our home
quote:
I did the same thing when I was their age
We didn't call it this.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:28 am to yellowfin
quote:
Shoot one in the knee to send a warning to the rest
This is the correct answer
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:30 am to 3morereps
Smear shite all over your door bell
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:30 am to 3morereps
Just buy some pure capsaicin and rub it on your doorbell.
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:33 am to 3morereps
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ding dong ditch
If this is what I think it is we called it something else....
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:35 am to 3morereps
Congrats on the pending battery charge. The Internet will love you.
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