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Need my balls snipped. Recommendations in Houston?

Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:21 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:21 pm
I'm too fertile and I'll never pull out. Houston area doctors who won't accidentally chop off my weiner? And won't send me home with just aspirin either? I hear it hurts a bit after and I'm a big pussy.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47463 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

I'm too fertile and I'll never pull out. Houston area doctors who won't accidentally chop off my weiner? And won't send me home with just aspirin either? I hear it hurts a bit after and I'm a big pussy.


How many kids you got?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:24 pm to
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How many kids you got?



This....

and how old are you?
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13553 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:26 pm to
I can show you a cool trick with a rubberband.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9565 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:28 pm to
You don't need pain meds after the procedure. Just a few bags of frozen peas.

I would recommend a Valium prior to the snipping so you are calm and not fidgety when they are doing their thing. I took one along with some bourbon and was in la la land when the cutting was happening.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7975 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:39 pm to
I have to get this done too. I'm a huge pussy with medical stuff. Something about a scapel or a sharp instrument in the vicinity of my twig and berries freaks me out. I've honestly had nightmares about this. I totally understand the anxiety.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13553 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:41 pm to
Word of advice - Dont watch the movie "Hard Candy" before the operation.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:41 pm to
3 kids. I've made the decision. Just don't know any doctors.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:41 pm to
paging page...she is an expert on balls in houston
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:44 pm to
I was gonna do it until my buddy told me his worst memory was from the smell of his taint burning from the laser

No fricking thank you after that
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 12:56 pm to
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the smell of his taint burning from the laser



My god
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16170 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 1:00 pm to
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I'm too fertile and I'll never pull out.


You black, baw?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 1:03 pm to
I know. i got a little light headed just from typing that
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 1:09 pm to
Just sell them for $70,000. It's apparently taxable though.

This Man's Nuts: Plan To Sell Testicle For New Car Is Taxable
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 1:09 pm to
What part of Houston?

I know a few urologist in the south Houston/ clear lake area.
This post was edited on 3/27/15 at 1:10 pm
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12810 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 1:12 pm to
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You don't need pain meds after the procedure


Bull. fricking. shite
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:28 pm to
I'll go wherever but west side is best. And yeah, I'll need pain meds. Frozen peas ain't cutting it. i want modern medicine.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
30962 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:49 pm to
Scott department of urology at the baylor medical clinic has the best doctors for this kinda of stuff in Houston imo. I see dr khera.

he just did surgery on me on Wednesday to fix a collapsed a vein in my left nut. Went smooth but recover fricking blows nuts.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:51 pm to
How does this affect testosterone levels?

I'd be worried I'd become a pussy in the weight room
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 3:02 pm to
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I'll go wherever but west side is best. And yeah, I'll need pain meds. Frozen peas ain't cutting it. i want modern medicine.


If you seriously need a reccomendation, just email me @

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But the guys I know practice around the Ellington airfield and clear lake area.
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