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Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:48 pm to ChunkyLover54
She doesn't need anything. I gave her 3 pearl necklaces while you were out of town.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:52 pm to ChunkyLover54
ChunkyLover54
Have you ever bought your wife chairs? See, that's pretty smart to me. Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Chunk. You ever figure out what your wife's chairs were and buy 'em?
Have you ever bought your wife chairs? See, that's pretty smart to me. Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Chunk. You ever figure out what your wife's chairs were and buy 'em?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:54 pm to ChunkyLover54
Cheap lingerie. Tell her to wear it to the "event." Afterwards rip the cheap lingerie off her body, and take her in a manly fashion*. Then tell that was the rest of the gift.
*If you can't, I'm sure one of the many generous volunteers of the OT would suffice.
*If you can't, I'm sure one of the many generous volunteers of the OT would suffice.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:58 pm to ChunkyLover54
She needs to replace your $50 arse. She must have had a rough upbringing to accept $50 presents. You need your arse kicked
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:00 pm to ChunkyLover54
She have a Pinterest account?
Log onto her Pinterest account or create one and find her boards. See all items she's pinned. Google where to find items you think are in your price range. Profit.
It's an ongoing wish list for women and if you can manage it without her knowing you get double points bc shell think you're so thoughtful and in tune with her wants. If she does know then it can be equally as good bc you went the extra mile to find out
Log onto her Pinterest account or create one and find her boards. See all items she's pinned. Google where to find items you think are in your price range. Profit.
It's an ongoing wish list for women and if you can manage it without her knowing you get double points bc shell think you're so thoughtful and in tune with her wants. If she does know then it can be equally as good bc you went the extra mile to find out
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:02 pm to ChunkyLover54
tongue lash the balloon knot
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:22 pm to ChunkyLover54
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She looks like combo of these people:
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ChunkyLover54
Sure she does, buddy......
Combo of the two - 130 lbs. + 140 lbs. combined is your 270 lb. woman.

This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:26 pm to ChunkyLover54
What does she like? What does she do?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:46 pm to WaltTeevens
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She's a good hearted woman woman in love with a good-timin' man. She loves me in spite of my wicked ways
She don't understand so I think she deserves something.
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Are these George Jones lyrics?
Well... There's always one in every thread that gets me.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:49 pm to mizzoukills
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Have you ever bought your wife chairs? See, that's pretty smart to me. Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Chunk. You ever figure out what your wife's chairs were and buy 'em?
Phenomenon. Great movie.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:26 pm to ChunkyLover54
Pay a homeless guy fifty bucks for her to beat the shite out of him. If she's into beating the shite out of homeless people.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:29 pm to Shexter
I thought I was clear? What's with the gotcha tone?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:50 pm to ssgrice
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Pearl Necklace ?
Definitely some type of jewelry.
And a good Tongue Lashing.
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:47 pm to Shexter
Yeah if his username is correct, just buy her a big cake and a spoon and be done with it.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:55 pm to lsunurse
I didn't notice that.chubbychaser must have been taken.
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