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re: Need help with birthday present for wife

Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6671 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Anal.


that's already ASSumed
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31643 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:48 pm to
She doesn't need anything. I gave her 3 pearl necklaces while you were out of town.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:52 pm to
ChunkyLover54

Have you ever bought your wife chairs? See, that's pretty smart to me. Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Chunk. You ever figure out what your wife's chairs were and buy 'em?
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7696 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:54 pm to
Cheap lingerie. Tell her to wear it to the "event." Afterwards rip the cheap lingerie off her body, and take her in a manly fashion*. Then tell that was the rest of the gift.










*If you can't, I'm sure one of the many generous volunteers of the OT would suffice.
Posted by winston318
Oklahoma City,OK
Member since Sep 2009
3223 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:58 pm to
She needs to replace your $50 arse. She must have had a rough upbringing to accept $50 presents. You need your arse kicked
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:00 pm to
She have a Pinterest account?

Log onto her Pinterest account or create one and find her boards. See all items she's pinned. Google where to find items you think are in your price range. Profit.

It's an ongoing wish list for women and if you can manage it without her knowing you get double points bc shell think you're so thoughtful and in tune with her wants. If she does know then it can be equally as good bc you went the extra mile to find out
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:02 pm to
tongue lash the balloon knot
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21857 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

She looks like combo of these people:








quote:

ChunkyLover54


Sure she does, buddy......
Combo of the two - 130 lbs. + 140 lbs. combined is your 270 lb. woman.

This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 2:26 pm
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:26 pm to
What does she like? What does she do?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:30 pm to
massage
Posted by 79
Welp...
Member since Aug 2013
1051 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

She's a good hearted woman woman in love with a good-timin' man. She loves me in spite of my wicked ways
She don't understand so I think she deserves something.


quote:

Are these George Jones lyrics?



Well... There's always one in every thread that gets me.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Have you ever bought your wife chairs? See, that's pretty smart to me. Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Chunk. You ever figure out what your wife's chairs were and buy 'em?


Phenomenon. Great movie.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9013 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:18 pm to
Hookers n blow?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53976 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:26 pm to
Pay a homeless guy fifty bucks for her to beat the shite out of him. If she's into beating the shite out of homeless people.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6671 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:29 pm to
I thought I was clear? What's with the gotcha tone?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Pearl Necklace ?


Definitely some type of jewelry.

And a good Tongue Lashing.

This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:47 pm to
Yeah if his username is correct, just buy her a big cake and a spoon and be done with it.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:55 pm to


I didn't notice that.chubbychaser must have been taken.
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