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re: Need help from an OT lawyer - parking ticket

Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:27 am to
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
11935 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:27 am to
Dude-- If you are going to park at the Breauxmart, you have to buy some groceries.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:28 am to
I would love to help you, but I’m not licensed in the state of MS.

Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:28 am to
Am I the only one around here to cares about the rules?!!!!



Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:29 am to
I'm curious what was illegal about the parking job? I don't understand what was "illegal" which probably makes a difference.

As someone said, if you park in a handicapped spot in the grocery store parking lot, you can be ticketed, so I'm not sure why you couldn't be ticketed for some other illegal parking situation like parking in a fire zone, for example, or a yellow marked area.

Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68245 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:30 am to
quote:

The officer is known as "Eugene the Ticket Machine.


Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:33 am to
Did said family member park in the grocery store parking lot and then not shop at the grocery store?
Posted by GhostReb
MS
Member since Aug 2012
64 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:42 am to
No, he went inside for about 10 minutes.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Gene, Gene the Ticket Machine



That's what I thought of, too. I vaguely remember that fever dream of a TV show.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50542 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:46 am to
Fictional spun yarn lawyer here..

You have the legal right at this point to walk up to Eugene and kick him in the nuts. You should do this soon.

Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Posted by GhostReb
MS
Member since Aug 2012
64 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:48 am to
Funny thing Harry Rex, this took place in the same city as Carl Lee Hailey's trial.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85561 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:51 am to
Call Lewis Unglesby.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76199 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:59 am to
quote:

The ticket is for illegal parking. It happened outside Jackson, MS. The ticket is not $50, it's actually for $203.
Gosh, that $203 would have kept me alive for another decade.

Pay the goddam ticket and move on with your life.

What do you expect where you live?

You live in the shithole also known as Nummer Fiddy.

When you live in the worst state in the Union, you MUST realize that there will be shitty things happen to you there.

This is one of the shitty things.

PS: Folks spend more on a bottle of wine every day.

This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 11:00 am
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:03 am to
Don’t pay it
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:03 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50542 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:05 am to
turn him loose!
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16587 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:10 am to
quote:

No, he went inside for about 10 minutes.

And went elsewhere for several hours? If no, they should be golden. If they literally went into the store, where the violation took place AND nowhere else...they have no grounds for a ticket here.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:14 am to
>>received an illegal parking ticket

What exactly was illegal about it? If it is illegal you just show up in court, point out the law showing it is illegal, and get it dismissed. Easy.

But if your "family member" parked over the line then I hope the ticket got his attention so he'll know better.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138858 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:17 am to
As an attorney, I advise you to stop being a pussy and pay the ticket.
Posted by GhostReb
MS
Member since Aug 2012
64 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:21 am to
Cool story, bro. Please, tell me more?
Posted by GhostReb
MS
Member since Aug 2012
64 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:23 am to
How much is this consultation going to cost me?
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