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re: Need help- Stripper in Venice

Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by jimmy the leg
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Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:13 pm to
You have any connections for San Antonio area. Out around Uvalde?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57509 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:25 pm to
You go to Venice to drink and fish, go to New Orleans if you want strippers. Getting one to Venice isn’t worth the time or money.

If this isn’t your first bachelor party it sure sounds like it is
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 3/23/21 at 11:07 pm to
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Not sure if missing a comma or meant "their".


Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:01 am to
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You go to Venice to drink and fish, go to New Orleans if you want strippers. Getting one to Venice isn’t worth the time or money.
What time exactly would I be spending on these strippers? I literally already have 2 set up for a gold club package baw.

Money wasn’t that bad at all.

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If this isn’t your first bachelor party it sure sounds like it is
Yeah it’s my first bachelor party for sure. That’s why I want to hire strippers.

It’s not the fact that I’ve been to some lame arse fishing bachelor parties before.

Weather looks like shite all week so I’m pretty sure fishing will be trash with all this fresh water pouring into the area. I know it’s going to be colder than usual.

So realistically we’re looking at sitting in a camp playing poker drinking all damn day. But you’re right, a couple of naked chicks making out is always a shitty idea at a bachelor party. Lol

Or since it’s so expensive we should have 1 of the guys stay sober all day fishing so he can drive us 2 hours from Venice to Nola so we can go socially distance somewhere that smells like piss and we have to wear mask. Then get back in the car and drive another 2 hours back to Venice so that we can all go to sleep and wake up the next day.

Or maybe it’s a good idea to hve all 7 drunk guys pack bags after fishing go to Nola, check into a hotel and then go to strip clubs.

Yeah man you sound like an expert at bachelor parties.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28514 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:39 am to
But If you were barely invited then why does all this fall on you to work out? Are the best man and groomsmen lame AF?
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:54 am to
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Fish Saturday


Have fun in those 3 to 5s bunky...
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57509 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:10 am to
I suggested maybe you should just go to NOLA if house call strippers were the biggest concern especially considering the weather this weekend. Sounds like you were able to find some though. Calling out your amateurism really upset you huh?
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:11 am to
Nicole Spenc
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32667 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:17 am to
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But If you were barely invited then why does all this fall on you to work out? Are the best man and groomsmen lame AF?
Destination wedding because of COVID. 6 groomsmen. 3 are his brothers. Two are her brothers another is a guy he grew up with.

He’s a good friend of mine, we play golf snd fish all the time. He, his brother snd I were boiling crawfish this weekend. His brother told him they were fishing and my buddy asked his brother how many men a boat snd his brother didn’t know.

So they looked it up and it was 4 a boat then my buddy asked my wife for me if I could go with them.

Got into a group text and the guy in charge of strippers told me he had no luck snd couldn’t find any.

I’ve only known the guy a for 3 years but we’re good friends. I know he would want strippers because he straight up was talking about that shite this weekend when we were playing darts
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32667 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:20 am to
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I suggested maybe you should just go to NOLA if house call strippers were the biggest concern especially considering the weather this weekend. Sounds like you were able to find some though.
Dude I’m not gonna argue with you about logistics.

The camp is bought and paid for. I can do nothing about that.

So the option is now to either let it ride and hope we find a school of fish and maybe get a shite load of drugs or try snd get strippers. Idk what you would do but I know what I’m gonna do.

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Calling out your amateurism really upset you huh?

Not really man. I agree with your logic. But at the same time those little passive aggressive comments irk me. My mother in law is like that and I hate that bitch shite.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:26 am to
sounds like you speak the best I-talian of all of us here.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57509 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:34 am to
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But at the same time those little passive aggressive comments irk me. My mother in law is like that and I hate that bitch shite.




Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12238 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:42 am to
So you’re ‘that guy’ that turns someone else’s party into your own.

Posted by Browndog
Member since Sep 2020
66 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:44 am to
Talk to your captain. He should be able to help with this.

Fishing Saturday as well.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6460 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:49 am to
Check the bait shops
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16594 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:49 am to
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It’s not the fact that I’ve been to some lame arse fishing bachelor parties before.


You sound like a twat. I'm sure your guy has seen a pair of tits before and gotten laid. He now prefers who he's getting married to. It's ok man. If you can't enjoy a weekend at a fishing camp with friends whether the fishing is good or shite then maybe you should do some self improvement.
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
1654 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 8:52 am to
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Too bad the Rex Club is long gone

I loved that place!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28514 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 9:18 am to
You seem like a good friend.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32667 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 10:51 am to
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You sound like a twat. I'm sure your guy has seen a pair of tits before and gotten laid. He now prefers who he's getting married to. It's ok man. If you can't enjoy a weekend at a fishing camp with friends whether the fishing is good or shite then maybe you should do some self improvement.


“Man I hope the stripper has huge tits” - Grooms quote 4 days ago.
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