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re: Name one thing that smells worse than asparagus piss

Posted on 8/22/20 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 10:14 pm to
Radish burps
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
26171 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 10:25 pm to
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Some people don’t have asparagus pee. It’s genetic. You either have it or you don’t.


Facts would have fricked up my joke. Some people that indeed do not excrete sulfur compounds but there are also those that can't smell them. Both are considered to be genetic.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 10:36 pm to
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's chemo dumps.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38909 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 10:41 pm to
Decomposing body.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5165 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 10:52 pm to
Cat piss
Gar fish
Water moccasin
This post was edited on 8/22/20 at 10:59 pm
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
2863 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 11:02 pm to
Tonsil stones
Posted by Dat Boi Bruce
15th Judicial District
Member since Mar 2020
644 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 11:09 pm to
Dog farts
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2949 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 11:16 pm to
I was in Nola last year and the wife and I were walking down bourbon on a Sunday morning looking for a hole in the wall breakfast place someone recommended and I discovered the worlds worst smell that morning... There's was a truck in from of a bar that was pumping out raw sewage and the smell emanating from that trucks will hang with me in my nightmares forever..
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6848 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 11:59 pm to
The OP
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5165 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 12:18 am to
quote:

I was in Nola last year and the wife and I were walking down bourbon on a Sunday morning looking for a hole in the wall breakfast place


Bourbon St.
Say no more. You win the thread.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47610 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 12:19 am to
quote:

Name one thing that smells worse than asparagus piss by

BV pussy. Next.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
13161 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 12:23 am to
Used pussy
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34552 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 5:38 am to
Taco Bell overload shits.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64659 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 7:01 am to
I like it. Usually get it when I go to a decent restaurant/steakhouse which means we're likely banging afterwards. Grown to associate piss that smells like asparagus to having sex within an hour or two.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 7:09 am to
Puppy poop
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6649 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 7:13 am to
Does okra do the same thing? I hate a large order of fried whole okra on Friday and noticed a similar smell.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6599 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 8:00 am to
My farts. Lately been so rancid my wife has threatened to leave me. I’ll continue to fart.
Posted by KwoodTiger
Member since Aug 2011
918 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 8:06 am to
A silver lining of having had Covid...I can’t smell any of this crap. Doesn’t suck either.

Only missed out on smelling Ruth’s Chris the other night. That’s about it.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 8:21 am to
Durian
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78255 posts
Posted on 8/23/20 at 8:24 am to
Asparagus Farts
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