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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:28 pm
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
By Northwest Florida Daily News
Posted Sep 6, 2018 at 5:08 PM
NICEVILLE, Fla. — Responding to a house fire last week, Niceville police officers and firefighters encountered an odd sight.
When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door.
Police officers arrived shortly after to assist.
The man came to the door again, left it open and went back into the house. According to the offense report from the Police Department, the man showed no signs of understanding the danger he was in. There were several things on fire inside the home, including some towels.
An officer detained the man and removed him from the house for his own safety. Firefighters said that if he had stayed in the home much longer, he could have possibly died from smoke inhalation.
In the report, an officer said he and another officer were in the house for about five minutes and had a hard time breathing. Firefighters went inside with oxygen masks to remove the burning items.
The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning. He was examined at the scene and had no life threatening injuries, the report said. He refused further medical treatment.
Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.
By Northwest Florida Daily News
Posted Sep 6, 2018 at 5:08 PM
NICEVILLE, Fla. — Responding to a house fire last week, Niceville police officers and firefighters encountered an odd sight.
When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door.
Police officers arrived shortly after to assist.
The man came to the door again, left it open and went back into the house. According to the offense report from the Police Department, the man showed no signs of understanding the danger he was in. There were several things on fire inside the home, including some towels.
An officer detained the man and removed him from the house for his own safety. Firefighters said that if he had stayed in the home much longer, he could have possibly died from smoke inhalation.
In the report, an officer said he and another officer were in the house for about five minutes and had a hard time breathing. Firefighters went inside with oxygen masks to remove the burning items.
The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning. He was examined at the scene and had no life threatening injuries, the report said. He refused further medical treatment.
Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:31 pm to Eurocat
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while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Must have been some good weed.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:32 pm to Eurocat
Florida is really on another planet 
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:52 pm to Eurocat
good lord! this thread title has everything
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:52 pm to Eurocat
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smoking marijuana
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tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill
Checks out. Fresh baked cookies are a great cure for the munch onset.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:55 pm to Eurocat
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drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana
Damn, how could you still be on your feet after all that?
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:56 pm to Eurocat
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tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill
see, there's a reason why it's not called the george foreman oven.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:12 pm to Eurocat
I don't think its really baking if you're doing it on a grill.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:16 pm to Eurocat
Sometimes I read these threads and think ok they are making this crap up. Then I see Florida and know it’s legit.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:19 pm to Eurocat
I assume the cookies were overdone?
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:20 pm to Eurocat
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Naked Florida man
when "regular" florida man just won't do.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:20 pm to BrohemAlem11
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good lord! this thread title has everything
Almost. It didn't have Walmart.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:21 pm to LSU2NO
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Almost. It didn't have Walmart.
probably bought the george foreman grill at walmart.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:25 pm to Eurocat
I'm so sick of half-assed journalism.
DID THE COOKIES BURN OR NOT?
DID THE COOKIES BURN OR NOT?
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:27 pm to Slagathor
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DID THE COOKIES BURN OR NOT?
The grill and cookies caught fire
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:29 pm to MorbidTheClown
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The grill and cookies caught fire
But he put a dry towel on top of it all... I need to know what happened!
I am joking for the record. I'm hungry, not illiterate.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 3:31 pm
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