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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted by Eurocat
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Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:28 pm
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

By Northwest Florida Daily News
Posted Sep 6, 2018 at 5:08 PM

NICEVILLE, Fla. — Responding to a house fire last week, Niceville police officers and firefighters encountered an odd sight.

When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door.

Police officers arrived shortly after to assist.

The man came to the door again, left it open and went back into the house. According to the offense report from the Police Department, the man showed no signs of understanding the danger he was in. There were several things on fire inside the home, including some towels.

An officer detained the man and removed him from the house for his own safety. Firefighters said that if he had stayed in the home much longer, he could have possibly died from smoke inhalation.

In the report, an officer said he and another officer were in the house for about five minutes and had a hard time breathing. Firefighters went inside with oxygen masks to remove the burning items.

The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning. He was examined at the scene and had no life threatening injuries, the report said. He refused further medical treatment.

Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:29 pm to
never cook naked
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:31 pm to
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while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Must have been some good weed.
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:32 pm to
Florida is really on another planet
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:33 pm to
Strong Thread Title
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:50 pm to
Sorry for partying...
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:52 pm to
good lord! this thread title has everything
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18362 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:52 pm to
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smoking marijuana


quote:

tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill


Checks out. Fresh baked cookies are a great cure for the munch onset.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 2:54 pm
Posted by BMouzone
Member since Jan 2017
480 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:55 pm to
Michael Scott at it again
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12204 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:55 pm to
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drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana

Damn, how could you still be on your feet after all that?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 2:56 pm to
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tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill


see, there's a reason why it's not called the george foreman oven.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 3:13 pm
Posted by lapistola
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2008
988 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:12 pm to
I don't think its really baking if you're doing it on a grill.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:16 pm to
Sometimes I read these threads and think ok they are making this crap up. Then I see Florida and know it’s legit.
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:19 pm to
I assume the cookies were overdone?
Posted by White Flash
Member since Jan 2015
392 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:20 pm to
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Naked Florida man


when "regular" florida man just won't do.
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1949 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:20 pm to
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good lord! this thread title has everything


Almost. It didn't have Walmart.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:21 pm to
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Almost. It didn't have Walmart.


probably bought the george foreman grill at walmart.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:25 pm to
I'm so sick of half-assed journalism.

DID THE COOKIES BURN OR NOT?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76779 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:27 pm to
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DID THE COOKIES BURN OR NOT?


The grill and cookies caught fire
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:29 pm to
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The grill and cookies caught fire


But he put a dry towel on top of it all... I need to know what happened!


I am joking for the record. I'm hungry, not illiterate.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 3:31 pm
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